Mother T says:

So, from that chart are we to infer that the temperature increase is directly related to you hitting puberty? Or is that just some freaky coincidence?



Don replies:

Hey! I just report the facts. If things heat up about that time, its just nature.
Mother Theresa | Homepage | 06.13.08 - 1:32 am | #

Why is it that suddenly every site I go to is discussing Don's "privates"?
LOBO | Homepage | 06.13.08 - 6:32 am | #

LOL! you're always hilarious!!!!

Thank you.
Julie | Homepage | 06.13.08 - 6:52 am | #

Thanks Don (Real Scientist) for that illuminating lecture! I now fully understand about all the things you just mentioned.

I'm sure one of your fellow boffins can help you out with that dioxide thing, although it can't be that important if you've never heard of it.
Tiggy | Homepage | 06.13.08 - 9:55 am | #

1. You're nuts.

2. I love it.
Jenny | Homepage | 06.13.08 - 12:28 pm | #

So are you saying I can eat polar bear meat in my tacos then?

I am confused! :p
Chelle B. | Homepage | 06.13.08 - 1:15 pm | #

Wow great minds think alike. I also find that when I drink heavily the idea of man-made global warming makes more sense. But then that chick at the end of the bar also looks a lot hotter which jolts me back into the reality that I'm wasted and it will all look a lot uglier in the morning.
Chris C | Homepage | 06.13.08 - 8:54 pm | #

God help us.

Yeah... I chuckled all the way through this brilliant post. But the last line (damn, you know how to deliver a punch line!) forced a full-on laugh.

You are a funny man.
Cathouse Teri | Homepage | 06.14.08 - 7:21 am | #

u have a nice funny blog....i have same funny content as *Deleted by Don*
.... u can check... i want to link exchange with u... plz add my link in ur blog... ill to will add ur link in my blog...

waitng for ur reply...

thank u
*Deleted by Don*

Thanks for the kind words fh. But since I'm not in this for money making, nor to make any for anyone else, I won't allow any advertising here. Best of luck to you.
Funny Hub | Homepage | 06.15.08 - 12:02 am | #

OK. I was hooked before. Now, I am hooked again. Sorry for chiming in late, but hey, better late than never.

I am in the middle of a major job hunt, so there isn't much funny going on over at my place.

I love you!
K4
Kay Four | Homepage | 06.16.08 - 3:17 am | #

Is there any correlation between the sharp increase in global temperature and the immediate aftermath of you meeting your wife?

And dioxide is derived from 'di' meaning two, 'ox' as in cattle and 'ide' is a form of 'I would' hence 'I'd like to do two cattle'. Hang on, that didn't come out right at all.
Highlander | Homepage | 06.17.08 - 2:58 am | #

Oh gawd, I haven't even got beyond this line and I'm laughing so hard my gut hurts. You wrote:

"Don Lewis, BS, MS, EIEIO..."

EIEIO

Oh crap, I'm laughing so hard. I wish you and your wife lived closer. You both are such a delight!! We'd never ever stop laughing. My sweetheart of almost 12 years is as wacky as you and we laugh all the time. He is flat out goofy like you.

I just love this line: "Don Lewis, BS, MS, EIEIO..."

GREAT GOING DON!!

Okay back to the rest of the post! Hugs to you and your wife!
RainforestRobin | Homepage | 06.25.08 - 8:43 am | #

Oh gawd, I think you missed your calling. There is definitely a stand up comic in you. I mean after all you ARE a rather stand up kind of guy! Okay, okay!

Loved the photo of the polar bear clinging to one tiny hunk of ice in the sea, right after the denial of global warming.!!! LOLOLOL I've learned that one has to really keep their eyes open on these post as they are full of hidden humor. And some not so hidden humor!

This line kicks ass! "Political Hot Air to Temperature Increase Model."

You made my morning! I feel so happy right now. Thanks Don!
RainforestRobin | Homepage | 06.25.08 - 8:51 am | #