So, what do you say?
Margaret Thatcher could kill a grizzly with her bare hands. Not to mention her bear hands.
Love it. I think we should go for Jayde. This will keep all the men (heterosexual that is) occupied so the women can focus on getting things done.
I fear you have not adequately considered Paris Hilton. Well recognized name, experienced with the media and a published kick-ass energy policy.
Good luck hawking your wares next week. Hope it is profitable and exciting and other stuff kind of like that.
Minuses:
Mrs. Lewis
A genuine guffaw. Nice work.
Ahh, dear Mrs T. Many questioned her sanity even when she was PM, but she sure knew how to run a war. If she was VP, Afghanistan would be over by tea time and Iraqi jihadists would be swatted like flies by her iron handbag.
(She would crush your unions and make a mess of healthcare and education, but hey-ho...)
What, no robotic candidates? (The Iron Lady doesn't count, though if you could transplant her demented brain into some kind of destructive chassis, that might work.)
I Like Thatcher's attitude and her hair doesn't get messy in high winds.
Martha Stewart still gives good .
Jayde Nicole slept with Hugh Hefner, and that's a total f*ckin' no-no.
Mystery woman? You tell me who it is first...
Definitely Maggie! No?
Excellent choices, I must say.
Hmm. I think you should not announce the mystery woman's name until she is sworn in to office.
isitchelleb, isitchelleb, isitchelleb??? I can't stand the suspense!!
It's me, isn't it?
I better start working on my speech.
Now see Don, I'm really disappointed in you. I thought for sure you would choose Chelle B or ME here. But alas...what can I say...other than these choice a tending to sway my vote in other directions. LOL I'm going to have to discussion this with Chelle. Maybe we BOTH are just a little bit more than you can handle??? Hmmm?
Actually as I re-read this I think it's best you didn't choose either of us. It's those dang limitation of yours. I agree with you. I think you need someone REALLY big to compensate for those...say someone with a lot of weight behind them...about 800Lbs.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 
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You're killing me! Who's the mystery running mate? Or is that running back?
Yeeeahhh, who the hell is that? I've been busy trying to govern an entire state over on the other side of the net, without one of my administrative assistants, mind you, and I come back to find you have picked some black blob to be your running mate??
I am shocked, disturbed, and dare I say, somewhat offended??
Hi,
I fear you have not adequately considered Paris Hilton. Well recognized name, experienced with the media and a published kick-ass energy policy.
I'd like to know where the hell I was in this post?
Sheesh! I've donned a bikini on the internet, I am constantly redecorating and I have been known to send ripples of fear through even the most staunch politcal figures' loins (just not Clinton's. I do not go near those loins)
Where do I submit my resume?
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