So, what do you say?
Margaret says:
You've got my vote!
Don replies:
Any you already got mine! (wink, wink, say no more!)
I'm definitely voting for Don. He has the best campaign boob pasties, I mean bumper stickers around!
Thank you Margaret and Sandy.
I want you both to know that in my administration there will be a real need for a number of interns.
Deb says "Happy birthday Mr. President...Happy birthday to you!...hmmm, ah wait..just a day dream. Actually Deb says:
I'm very willing to cover up some of your old indiscretions in exchange for a Cabinet position. Otherwise, I'll be forced to sell to the highest bidder. Just let me know.
Don says:
I am presently considering a number of positions for you. And have been for awhile now. The cabinet is only one of the settings I have in mind. We'll be in touch.
Mark says:
I would appreciate it if you could leave my shed alone when you bomb Canada. Oh, and the Timmys down the street, and at least one beer store.
That's all we really need anyway.
m.
Don replies:
Like all good politicians, I'm already rethinking my position on bombing Canada back to the stone age. For one thing thats a lot of expenditure for such a short trip. Plus, I have a real fondness for Canadian beer.
Tiggy says:
And of course Nova Scotia is not part of Canada, it's in Europe - that's why it has a Latin name, obviously.
Please point your bombs away from the Halifax Metro area, otherwise we'll send down an army of drunken kilted Maritimers with no underpants on.
Don replies:
It's a deal Tiggy. Funny you should mention it, but I'm considering replacing the Secret Service with "drunken kilted Maritimers with no underpants on". First off, there's no fear. And I figure any assassin will certainly think twice about getting shown the "regiment".
Laurie says:
LOL, you have done it again Don, a masterpiece.
You have my vote for sure.
Don replies:
Thanks Laurie! I'm at the patronage stage now. Can I offer you a position in the inner circle?
Da Old Man:
Finally, it's a race. I was supporting Benny Greenberg, but I can be bought.
Swayed, I meant swayed.
Honest.
Good luck in the campaign.
Don replies:
Working on it! (Not the campaign, but the swaying.)
Majik says:
Funny, except for the part about leveling Canada. Your foreign policy stinks, maybe you should rethink who you level and stick to bullying the Mexicans.
Don replies:
(Psst. Majik old scout. Top of the page. It's a FUNNY thing. Lots of words spread around about "humor blogs" )
Advisory statement:
NO ACTUAL CANADIANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS BLOG
But come on! The part about the Mexicans in Congress was funny!
LOBO says:
Wha-? We're fighting the Naboo?
Yesterday!!?!
Okay, I'm in sir.
Don replies:
It's just this kind of thinking (?) LOBO that make me want you to Join my Cabinet as Secretary of Defense! Hope you can take shorthand.
Meg says:
If your VP is a woman, you have my vote.
Don replies:
Meg, There can be no doubt that a woman will be high on my list. I'll know more when I see what kind of dirt Deb really has on me.
Alex says:
Legalize prostitution every where ... and you have my vote. And after you do that come invade India where I will be helping you of course and and do the same thing there.
I assure you will find a great asset in me. :D
Don replies:
You are a very focused fellow Alex. It's good to have a hobby.
Sy says:
Can I ask. Before I vote for you, can you confirm your thoughts on the "Special relationship" that our 2 countries have? Are you planning on bringing lubricant to the party next time?
Don replies:
Only as long as we get to remain on top.
Jenny says:
I'd pull the lever for ya any time, Don. Heaven knows I can't vote for any of them other people. It's a matter of principle.
Don replies:
Principle is important. But at the moment, my main concern is interest. Thank you Jenny.
Hey, I would vote for YOU any day "Donny Boy"!! LOLOLOL
....I mean, look at my alternatives...at least with you in the "big house" we'd all have some fun...Right?!
Maybe that's what Americans need, is more laughs. You just killed me with laughter when you wrote:
"If we are willing to level our closest friend and neighbor just to make a point, what do you think this will say to potential enemies around the world?"
Oh my GAAAAWD!!! LOLOLOLOL
The sad part is, this type of thinking is not too far from current government policy. LOL
By the way... are you sure Canada still there? You better check. They may have ALREADY blasted it into oblivion.
Regardless, You got my vote!....but then you already knew that..didn't you? You cleaver codger you!!! 
I canNOT believe it. All this time that I was clicking madly away over at humorblogs.com for you it wasn't going through. They just sorted it out for me. And here I thought I was really voting for you but apparently there was a ? in my email address so it wasn't working. They took it out today and now it works....so I want you to know that I just went click happy for you over there. Now that you have me on your side you are sure to win. LOL
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