So, what do you say?
Don't ever send 'em off to slaughter. Makes me cry like a little baby
Congratulations on your new addition. I've missed the blog. Glad you're back. Come to think of it, I think I missed your concession speech as well...
you'd better warn your bull that his new crush is really high maintenance. And that she might mistake him for a calf as short as he is. 
Chris C advises:
Are you sure about that? I thought it was second base not third.
Don Replies:
Really? You sure?
I wonder how I ever had kids.
Aww jeez that explains my lack of offspring. I do have a lot of cows though. Weird.
pretty sure it is second...
Oh for god's sake just get the dang bull some stilts; put the poor brute out of his misery!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Sheeee's baaaaak!!!
Guess who??!!!!
One time I got a pound of hamburger out of the freezer and dropped it on my foot, so I can empathize.
You ARE allowing her to feed while milking? And you ARE rolling your fingers instead of PULLING like city slickers. Well, my job here is done.
Good to see you back.
More importantly, you bought the cow and you get the milk for free?
Well at www.vaboomer.com we are happy to note that you aare now well into--oh , not you, your wife--well into reFIREMENT, since you will HAVE to keep milking as long as the new cow, can't you even give the poor thing a NAME?? is fresh. See with all that milk and all that cream on top of the milk--you will need to go into cheeze making. so don't worry if the Stimulus PAckage doesn't come your way--youve got enough stimulation with that milking, milking, milking...
We're first timers. Enjoyed our visit.
We'll be back to read about the consummation.
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