So, what do you say?
Alice says:
Your graph would have been even MORE official if you had put 'US Census Bureau' on it somewhere.
Don replies:
Too true Alice. Next time for sure. But you have to admit that even without it, there's no arguing with a graph.
Mars says:
you know Don, I wasn't sure I believed you until I saw the graph. So thank goodness you put it in there.
Don replies:
I was worried about that too Mars. I almost added a pie chart to insure the unassailablity of my thesis . But I hate to cut off all reasonable debate.
Cathouse Teri says:
Straight whiskey it is! Cheers!
Don replies:
I knew I could count on you Teri to get to the important part of the piece. I may be offering you a research fellowship soon.
Daniel says:
love the pic of the shark waiting at the end of the water chute ride.
Since I don't like whiskey, I will just keep using tonic with my vodka.
don replies:
That should be safe enough Daniel, just make sure you only use tonic with the safety seal still intact. And look for scales while pouring.
Kadi says:
Oh shitballs. I love this post! you are a funny man!! I'm going to link to this post if you don't mind.
Don replies:
Delighted my Dear! Thanks. You're a funny woman as well!
Garg the Unzola says:
I was going to cry *cough*bullshit*cough*, but there's no denying the consensus of a graph like that. You just can't argue with the grandeur of a felt tip pen.
I'm convinced, I'm drinking whiskey straight from now on.
Don replies:
It's that kind of open-mindedness that allows science to move forward! I tip my glass of medicinal Glenlivet to you!
(By the way, I don't know if you've noticed, but you name has a certain cheesy connotation. Probably a lot of people wouldn't notice this. But I am a trained observer.)
Daniel Owen screaming like a baby!:
HELP HELP! GLOBAL ICE AGE!
Don replying soothingly:
Have on fear citizen. There's a government program already on the books for just such a certainty.
Is "have on fear citizen" a freudian slip regarding government programs?
Don replies:
I'll just say yes rather than correct it and make everyone wonder what you're no.
RainforestRobin says:
Graph or no graph I would believe YOU-UUU Don. I believe EVERYTHING you say....Just like your wife does. It's okay Don; we ALLLLL believe YOU.
I know you would never lie to US. I know that all your photos are REALLY REAL!!! That's why I know you are so honest and true and good and sincere....you are like Mother Teresa's son.
LOL LOL LOL LOL etc, etc, etc
Don replies:
I want everyone to notice Robin's attitude! Despite any evidence to the contrary, she believes me!
Let this be a lesson.
April says:
can i get one of those water cooler sharks for my work place? i have a few co-workers that need to be fed to a very large shark...hehehe
Don replies:
I'm sorry April. You don't find the sharks, they find you.
Qelqoth says:
Damn you. This post has given me the fear.
I swear when I just looked at my glass of water, I noticed a hideous creature with repulsive molars looking straight at me.
Then I noticed it was my reflection. Thank fuck for that.
don replies:
Don't be too sure. I might have been looking over your shoulder.
LOBO says: Flat out, the funniest post I've read this year.
Don replies:
Thanks LOBO. It's all down hill from here!
Thanks to you, I am afraid to use my own bathroom.
In my new role of answering the call of nature outdoors I am gathering data for a new graph: average number of mosquito bites in sensitive areas. Per day.
Thanks a lot Don.
Found your blog while googling for shark pics for my own blog...I love your dry humor, and will add your link to my own site, even though my intent was for logging my fitness progress...
Since laughing has also been proven to be a boon to our health, I think I can make it work!
p.s. - I do swim in the ocean, so thanks for keeping your horror pics within domestic settings until I get faster....MUCH faster.
patti
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