So, what do you say?
I just don't get that whole renaissance fair thing but best wishes on selling your wooden cups.
Cheers!
What! Like no one else has work to do? You have an obligation to HUMORBLOGGERS that i'm not going to let you forget.
If you only have time for one line, let it be like your last line today! I'm stealing it of course.
I just re-read your post and it all sounds like excuses to me....but while you're away, I see some good stuff to steal.
Forgiven? Pfft...No way. We want posts during the beer drinking.
Wooden cups - a front! You'll be there signing autographs and having your picture taken with snotty babies, I know it.
So, you have narrowed your VP choices to McCain or Obama, I see. Brilliant move. Good luck selling the wooden cups.
At what point does a cup become a goblet?
how much wood would a wood cup, cup, if a wood cup could cup wood? shit, have I been drinking?? Good luck with wooden beer cup sales. :D
"You may rest assured that whoever I chose will be the kind of person who will make my assassination undesirable."
Fucking brilliant.
Oh I see how you are, you have your fancy party and your fancy cups and to hell with us peons!!
I will only forgive you if you chose me as your VP.
Well I suppose you are excused this once. 
Good luck, hope you make the big dough.
Oh? So in other words you haven't missed me? I mean, I've been gone as long as you have so this works out really well. LOL
Although, I'm a bit miffed that you aren't missing ME. I mean I can understand me not missing....oh...aaah...alrighty then. this has been a nice little chat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Okay, I LOVE this line:
"...the "little people" as I so often call so many of you in places where you can't hear me."
You are a charge!
PS I really relate to the 16 hour days. I'm beat!!
Good luck young Don. And if I by any chance win an awful amount of money that makes even the rich jealous, I will charter a private plane and come buy some wares!
So I will see you when you get back then...damn.
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Don, dude. Whatcha doing to me man. I keep following you around the blog-o-sphere and you keep jumping all over the place and now your heading out to sell your wares.
I've been following you for 2 reasons - (1) I'm stealing all your ideas (note to self, steal the last line) and (2) I want a mug!
I want to thank all of you who have expressed you sympathy for the hard times I am experiencing at the moment.
Unfortunately, none of you merit such gratitude.
Nevertheless, you can expect a post from me soon. And starting Wed., a stellar cast of bloggers will be filling in for me while I drink Irish Whiskey and tell many folks things they don't want to hear at the Shrewsbury Faire.
Cheers,
Don
Don, I want you to come to the Faire in NC. You know how much I love them thangs. If you had told me sooner I would have helped you whittle them cups.
HILARIOUS!
I haven't been to one of those in years!
I believe I left with a big velvet floppy dark blue hat!
I suppose looking back on it I could have been a very small Renaissance pimp wearing that thing...uh, and I would have to have changed myself into a guy...eh, never mind. What was I thinking when I bought that??!!!
See, this is why I leave the funny to you FUNNY people!
Hey...If I spent cash on that you are DEFINITELY going to sell GANG loads of cups!!!
Hi,
I just re-read your post and it all sounds like excuses to me....but while you're away,so beautiful blog.
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