Aaah..it gives me such joy and satisfaction to read this article! Hope Mr Roop enjoyed his gourmet meal. I had been targeted several times by Romanian scam artists trying to sell me a Canon EOS 1Ds for $900 (list price $7000). They would take the bait and I would play along, but each time it would end when they wanted me to 'Western Union' the money to them.
Seems like 70% of the males from this impoverished, ex-communist nation make their living from amazon scamming. Thanks for the read, greatly enjoyed it.
Hahaha! What a great read! I, too, have had my own share of scammers strying to scam me and dare I say that I delight in Mr. Roop's misfortune of having to open up a box filled with canine excrements. Kudos to your creative genius, Sir. Kudos! 
Sorry you had to go thru that! Those rascals have managed to build us a reputation as a nation of fraudsters!
Thankfully, they are in the minority!
I get a lot of these attempts also so, if you have no objections, I'd like to steal your idea. But I do have a few questions...
Do you suppose my beagle's poop would work as well? Or is there a difference in poop?
Should I use fresh poop, marinated in its own natural juices? Or would poop a few days old, watered down by the rain, be better?
Does the dog's diet matter? Regular or extra crispy?
I deal with a LOT of these scammers. If my dog cannot produce a sufficient quantity of poop, can you send me some of yours? (I'm sick right now, and can't get out, so maybe you can just FedEx it to me...)
Thanks for the terrific idea!!! :-D
(And the great chuckle.)
Do you still have that camera for sale? Might be interested to buy it. But not over the net. In real, money and cam. thanks
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