great work PO. Last year was unprecedented in terms of how much Pierce dirty laundry got leaked to the media, so I've got to assume they'll be fully pushing the reclamation project spin all season (until he's abruptly traded for Mike James, a 2nd round pick and the ghost of Yogi Stewart's expiring contract). I'm expecting lots of smiles and shit-eating until we sink 8 games below .500.
He could just pull this season out. Why not go out on top? We may not even need him anyway...
Excellent Preview. Smooch Smooch Smooch. LOL.
Someone should have posted
this question at the Celtics Blog:
Wyc, How soon before you adopt Ricky Davis?
After seeing the various Media Reports on the team, I'd have to
say the BS Meter concerning the Celtics is fluctuating between a 9 and a 10 these days.
~ Pierce Wants To Be A Leader This Season
On the Ho Patrol? Finding the next
night club? Scoring some weed?
Having his Posse raid the liquor
store? Dialing up the escort
service? I bet Jefferson, West, Perkins, and Allen when he's not doing his Godfather impression,
laugh their asses off when reading
stuff like this. Well, maybe not Allen, he's still trying to figure out where he hurt his knee. Was it when that guy's eye socket collided with my fist, ponders Allen.
~ Mark Blount Is Reborn
He's dedicating the season to his two sons Mark and Mark.
~ Coach Rivers Doesn't Expect The Celtics Record To Suffer, Despite Playing The Youth
Good, tell that to Danny when he fires you. And did you see Bulpett's harsh article on Rivers? Warning shot from management?
If he pulls his shirt off again, I hope they film him from the front. Last time, all I got to see was that tattoo on his back, they didn't even have the decency to show his titties. Fuckin' assholes.
hey Ray, thanks for the nice words (and for spreading the word). Yeah, PO and I were talking today about the whole surreal aura around this year's media day - if the Celtics PR team is putting its eggs in the "Blount isn't a Complete Fuckup!" and "Pierce is Happy!" basket, that's pretty ominous. Where are the stories about Al Jefferson's work ethic and Gerald Green's HORSE exploits? Methinks we're getting geared up for the aformentioned unhappy campers being showcased to the entire league as "tradeable assets." As for Doc and the Bulpett article - about fucking time. I can't imagine he's going to get another free pass this year, but I doubt there's much to be gained from firing him with everything in such a primordial state.
tittyfuck, we need to ask Wyc which Celtic has the best titties. or at least post them at celtics.com and we can vote on it.
All this cheeriness is a bit surreal. Blount doing a mea culpa about last season? Shit, he was so stoned all the time he couldn't remember last season. Pierce's epiphany? Yeah, right. Next they'll talk about how everyone has
GROWN, is this a basketball team or a fucking therapy group? Good analysis on Pierce, PO, I think you're right on the money.
Thanks guys.
The worst thing about the prediction is that the knuckleheads will believe the PR spin, see Paul change his on the court demeanor, and claim they were right all along. Hell, there were some idiots at celticnation that posted Pierce’s ‘I want to retire a Celtic’ shit and actually fucking believed it.
Couple of comments on the comments.
Pierce as the engineer of the Ho Train, Ha! I like that trade, Dr. I always liked Mike James. Scalabrine HAS to have the best titties on the team. You’re right TT, just fucking play basketball, or make Dr. Phil the coach. What a bunch of fucking women.
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