I am in for tomorrow night. Too bad we don't have t-shirts.
Remember though, this is only preseason. The fucking Raptors should savor this it could be the only time they see a W next to their name for a looooong time. That team sucks balls (we on the other hand only lick them).
Does Clunt smoke a cigar after eating a cuntinental breakfast? How does a guy go 5 years with letting everyone mispronounce his name?
I asked my wife if I could see her "count" last night, she said "1,2,3..."
I missed the game due to a wedding. Here's the doom recap of that wedding -
All the bridemaids were fat and ugly, which is why they were bridemaids, I suppose, they should never be starters in this league. The bride hogged the spotlight like Pierce in the fourth quarter of a close game. There were several VERY talented "youngsters" who hit the dance floor to give the fans some hope.
Just like the C's - shaky starting unit backed up by some mistake prone but very intriguing second unit.
I had the chicken - it was good.
Fuck Mark Cunt.
Time for a Tony Allen Update from Shiraaaa:
Shortly after spotting Johnson, the prosecution alleges Allen instructed members of his entourage to ''[expletive] him up." A fight ensued. The prosecution claims to have video from a surveillance camera at the White Palace Grill that shows Allen pointing to Johnson and Odum, as well as striking Odum in the face and later kicking Odum -- who was on the ground.
Odum suffered a fractured left eye socket as a result of the fight and required surgery to repair the injury. According to the prosecution, Odum lost his job as a result of the injury and has yet to regain full vision in his left eye. In fact, the prosecution says, his vision may never be fully restored. Johnson was shot in the left arm and left side during the altercation.
(WOTR: Always a nice gangland touch to kick the person when he's down on the ground...)
What Blunt forgot to tell you, is his first name is pronounced Mork.
Are we watching a basketball team or a soap opera? We've gone from Larry Bird to jailbird. PO, feel lucky you were at a wedding, and remember:Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Gansta Tony... It sort of fits. What the fuck was he thinking? Honestly? No matter how drunk/high/tripping/etc that he could have been there is never a time that when you are a nationally recognized person you can ever get away with that shit.
This place is a tour de force today. I wish I was in Conneticunt so I could meet you fuckers.
Mork Cunt.
I'd rather have Mork Cunt than Les Cunt.
Morkunt. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Last nights game against the Nets offers some hope. The two point guards seem to be West and Greene, not sure that's the right order, but they're the right two guys. Al looked great, really gives us a low post presence. Figuring out the rotations will be the key, we've got to have some scorers on the second unit. All in all, a hopeful showing.
hahaha Morkunt, that's fucking perfect.
I'll order up a #30 Celtics jersey in orange with "Morkunt" on the back and send it to the Cuntinental for his birthday.
I wasn't around yesterday (thus missing the More Cunt tour de force), but I did get to see most of the game on TV. I agree with Boilpopper, it was encouraging. The Nets were godawful, so it kind of mitigates the positives, but Greene looked decent for the back-up slot and Al shaked off a little of the rust towards the end. My biggest concern was Perk getting shafted on minutes. Is this just Doc wanting a long look at Scalabrine? Or will Kendrick soon be saying, "Why cunt I get any minutes?"
I don't know what stunk worse, the Nets or my little patch of privacy. I agree with Dr. Chestnutt, the lack of PT for Kendrick was perplexing. Seems that Scalaburine should be the odd man out, not KP. Kendrick's not afraid of cuntact, he will cuntain the opposing center, his toughness is cuntagious,we need him to cuntend, and I will hold Doc in cuntempt if he plays Scalaburine and Morkunt at the expense of Perk.
I wouldn't take much away from it. They are still figuring out combinations etc. Maybe Perk was hurt or sore or needed a rest. Also the matchups favored not playing Perkins and what do you know they shredded the Nets. He's just a role player who could develop I don't put too much stock in Perkins although I do like him as a player.
myassholehurtz, wait till he commits a 24 secunt violation. Then, if he's voted into the all-star team by the fans, we'll demand a recunt.
Willie, yeah, I don't think Perk is ever going to be anything more than a role player, but I'd rather see him on the floor than Scalabrine. I actually think he got semi-benched because Doc was pissed about him "paying to much attention to his offense" in the last game. Either way, not a big deal, but what do you expect from us being the cuntrarians we are?
PS - What's up with Celticsblog? Did Jeff forget to cunt his pennies and pay his hosting bill?
Cunttastic!
By the way... My screen name is no longer pronounced Ri-Kee Dee Fa n.
It is now Raw Kee Four Fan...
Just lettin' ya after two years.
hello
My screen name is pronounced MY ASSHOLE STINKS DOES YOURS? Just so there's no cuntfusion.
Congrats to Dr. Chestnutt, whose anti-Marcus piece some time ago helped create the juggernaut that is CelticsDoom.
Looks like the C’s won’t exercise their option on the talented, yet enraging, point guard.
Dr., you were a year and a half ahead of everyone else!
Not that they ever would, but the cunts over at Celtsblog should bow to you now.
awww, that's nice of you PO. But I'd rather have Marcus than Dickau right now.
"Dr. Chestnutt" by the way is pronounced "Fuck Face," just like on the old Billy Ripken baseball card.
So now Mork Cunt is a steroid user in deep with the Russian Mob? Is this like Rounders or something? Was O'Brien his Teddy KGB, or was it the other way around? And most importantly, I thought steroids made you aggressive!
Tony Allen should check out that "Prison Break" show. It is awesome.
How about "Scared Straight"
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