hahaha, that's fucking amazing PO. This is the key one I think - "the days of being their friend are over." He'll never say it but that's what's needed. Tonight's game will be VERY interesting to see if he starts backing up any of his nonsense with action.
PS - just as long as we're bashing Doc - there is no such thing as a "Power Three." He completely made that up last year.
Other Cocisms:
"The future is much like the present, only longer."
"Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once."
"As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia."
"Take my advice; I don't use it anyway."
"I want patience, and I want if fucking now!!!"
(To Morkunt)"The difference between champ and chump is U."
"All answers questioned here."
"Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer."
hahaha. that rules. how about these?
"you can't get pregnant the first time"
"I'm not queer, it's the guy behind me"
"What's a basketball?"
"If it feels like more than two fingers it's probably a dick"
"Greg Dickerson is a cool guy"
I think you meant "If it feels like more than two fingers it's probably Greg Dickerson".
I think it's "If it feels like less than a pinkie it's probaly Greg Dickerson although it could be Tanguay."
hahahaha, FUCK! I hate when I miss on a joke. Good work. I stole it from Dave Attel anyway.
How come I get the feeling Perk is going to get 3 fouls in 2 minutes tonight and we'll have to see Mork play all night anyway?
Congratulations on benching Morkunt and sticking with Perk and Al longer than usual. Congratulations on drawing up the winning play at the end of the game. A Coc is no good if it has no balls.
I write about Pierce's clutch failings, he comes through the very next game. I write about Coc's failure to back up his words, and he benches Cunt the entire game (even saying that he has less rebounds than our PG).
Look for my next article riping my wife for the lack of daily blowjobs.
Was it just me, or did Raef look great? Very active underneath.
Keep it up Doc, there will be growing pains, but it'll pay off.
Yeah PO, I was thinking that too. Do an article decrying those FSN commercials where Pierce quotes Celtic legend Magic Johnson. Oh wait, that's right, he's not a Celtic. He played for the Lakers and made me cry about a million times when I was a kid with his bullshit baby hook and calling timeouts without posession of the ball and off balance three pointers with time expiring and having more championships than Larry, etc, etc. Nice work FSN!
Rough game overall. Glad to see Less Cunt, but the offense looked bad, stagnant. We're lucky Pierce and Ricky were hitting their shots, but they obviously don't trust Green or Perk on offense, and I can't blame them. I think Jefferson starting is the best option. Let Perk come in and be the energy big man off the bench. Scalabrine is a debacle. As is Dana Barros and his pregame interview. It's like he's trying out to be BET's Ultimate Hustler show. Brutal.
If Ainge plans on drafting Morrison I'm officially becoming a Pacers fan.
Ha! I love the porn stach, though.
Morkunt's whining in the paper today. "I'm a Man, I'm a Man." Reminds me of the time I asked a guy is he was man, whose response was "You ever see a boy with a ten inch dick and a bucketfull of balls."
I thought Mark was great (Sunday),” Rivers said. “Listen, when that (being benched) happens to anybody, first of all it sets you back emotionally a little bit. And (yesterday) I thought Mark was Mark. He was back to being the normal Mark.”
What he should have said; "Mork Hunt is Mork Hunt. He's useless and so am I. I really want to get fired because this team sucks balls and I want to go back to fondling Al Michaels on live television."
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