hahaha, great work PO. Everyone's acting like this is a big surprise, but it's been obvious for awhile that Perk provides these kinds of intangibles. The numbers won't always be there, and I too think he'll never be a starter on a good team, but he's the kind of guy who comes in and makes a difference w/energy and toughness. The FSN guys were saying "well if he can give you double digit rebounds from here on out.." and it's like, no, he's not going to do that. He's too physical and he'll always be plauged with foul trouble to give consistent numbers. But that's okay, he needs to play, use all of his fouls, and give a team of lazy, character-less dickheads a kick in the ass.
Perkins is a bum who benefited from playing against noted Haitian/monkey fucker Sam Dalembert. Isn't he one of Sally Struthers' kids? Perk is a fine scrub who can use his six fouls in three minutes against stronger, better centers. If you want to jump to conclusions after one performance, extrapolate that Dickau scoring 4 pts in 1 minute translates to 192 points if he plays all 48.
I appreciate the skepticism, but 19 boards against anyone not named Pervis is fucking good (oops, didn’t Blount have 21 rebounds in a game once?).
Like I said, Perk is going to be a solid backup center on a good team, or the starter on a bad team. He’s not going to play like that all the time, he may never do so again; but he’s no bum.
I guess I didn't go as far as calling him a bum... But I definitely came close. The whole team is real disappointing. We are going to have to dump either Ricky or Pierce to get rid of some bad contracts. Even then we will still be fucked. Trading Ricky might help us dump Blount or Dickau and Scab, but not all three. Pierce (who is already commanding a nice high pay-day) might not even help us dump that much. Raef is going to cost us Ricky and a youngster.
Not sure where I was going with this, other than that I can't see the future getting that bright that quickly for this team. Not unless Green starts and throws down a complimentary 20 points every night along side Ricky and Pierce.
I'm with you guys as to what Perk's ultimate role in this league is - a back up. What PO and I both have been saying though that a guy like Perk who hustles and plays hard should be in there over a dumb fuck like Blount who even Sally Struthers wouldn't feel sorry for. I think Jefferson should start with Raef and Perk and Blount should come off the bench, but I'll take Perk starting over Blount just on principle. It makes Coc go from being a complete moron to only a partial one. Also, just to be clear, I think Perk will be a good, solid back-up, not just a stiff/scrub/6 foul placeholder.
RickyDFan, yr dead on about what it's going to cost to undo Ainge's two most costly mistakes. That's the sad thing, is we'll unload PP or RD and get pennies on the dollar just because we need to kick free these atrocious contracts. Lately it has occured to me - the two players who have the most years remaining on their deals are Blount and Scalaburine. That's just bad GM'ing.
Jefferson starting? Maybe if he was a Marquette Warrior. He has regressed to the point where his ten minutes a game is a complete crapshoot. With him and Perk in the starting lineup, Blount would be in the game by the 2 minute mark since both would pick up a foul or two lining up for the jump ball. "Physical" doesn't necessarily mean "dumb fuck", but the younguns are getting the terms confused a bit.
I think Coc should play people based on the size of their cock. This would take all the guess work out of coaching for him. However many inches times three minutes = playing time. Guys who wanted to dog it could take a cold shower before the measurement. Of course, it'd be embarrasing to be the 12th "man" on the team, but at least if would make it easy for Coc.
Great, I'd play six minutes.
I haven't stopped laughing since I read that. Tittyfuck, you should be the GM.
That would definitely keep women out of the league. It'd be hard for her to play a negative 24 minutes. Maybe the team theme song could be 'You're so vein, you probably think this song is about you'. Tommy could say "He's got to keep his head in the game."
Aw shux... I wouldn't even play a minute and a half. Although I bet I still grab more boards than Blount!
"I'm reading Phil Jackson’s book, and he says that — he hates playing young guys,” said Rivers
What he should've said "I'm reading a book by the guy lucky enough to have Jordan and Shaq in their prime, instead I've got Mork Hunt and Reef Lafragile. I'm playing the young guys."
Isn't it amazing that none of us are sure what Coc's going to do tonight in terms of playing time? He's the closest thing to a prick tease I've come across in 20 years.
I secretly believe that titty is really Jeff from C-blog and he is using this site to swear and get out all of his bad feelings. Who's with me on that? I just don't get how you can't curse in your writing sometimes when we lose to the worst teams in the league.
http://celticsblog.net/blog/?p=1158
happy Festivus guys - take your shots
(of course, if you have been previously banned, it will go to me for approval first, so if you keep it clean, it will get through eventually - probably)
poor Jeff, you're taking one for the team... literally. It's not Celticsblog fault that the Celtics suck. It's Danny Ainge's. Have everyone write bad things about him.
Anyone have a prediction on how badly Perk is going to crash to earth tonight? My guess he's out there no more than 15 minutes. But the question on everyone's mind is, who wins the first Hamcock award of the season? Wonder if Mike and Tommy will talk about it during the pregame?
I knew he would see that... And for the record, I am a fan of Celticsblog.com. I just like to swear a lot. So sometimes I fit in better here.
As of the Green 17 blog, I don't think Justin should be wishing good luck to our opponents. They don't need it as much as we do.
My prediction for the hamcock is Mark Blount... If only we had hard evidence that Tony Allen was a heavy smoker we could have Bluntman and Chronic (Jay and Silent Bob reference - Chasing Amy).
Celtics getting demolished on the glass, Doc and the coaches play More Cunt instead of Perkins.
I think Tony Brown should be a nominee for the Hamcock. I thought only Coc could keep Perk on the bench for most of the second half and instead play Morkunt when they needed rebounds. Justin Reed:23 minutes, Al:14 minutes. For making Coc look like a better coach, Tony Brown's the man.
yeah, I'd say Brown gets the hamcock. Rivers could be a frontrunner too though, he wasn't any better in the first half.
ha! you guys called it. What a fucking moron.
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