Dr. C.,
Doc Rivers needs to loosen up. When the fourth quarter rolls around,
the Doc needs to put on his Rick James wig, cue up the retro funk, get out the Super Crack, and send Wyc up in the stands to the fans to find some Freaks for some Good Doc Love & Torture on the bench...
Great write up, Doctor. These games are getting to be like a bad movie with the same lousy endings and horrible actors. The infatuation with Blount and Scalaburine by the Celtic coaching staff is mindboggling. If Orien Greene doesn't develop some semblance of a jump shot soon, we need to go shopping for a backup point guard.
I listened to the end of the first half, I swear Max would be cool with handing out hamcocks. He was bitching about Perk not being on the floor.
Excellent write up. Doc to Tony on his way out, "Do something really stupid like going small at crucial junctures to make me look competent."
With your favorite young player, Deng (and you always liked Sweetne), and two of mine, Gordon and Hinrich, we should turn this into a Bull's blog. At least they know how to build with youngsters.
And they actually fucking play them!! What is the coaching staff doing to the confidence and mindset of our young guys. If you play a good game, you get less minutes the next time. Even the kool aid drinkers at celticsblog are ready to abandon ship.
Was Ainge watching this last night? Is the plan to tank the season? Who is it we want so bad in the draft as to aspire for a lottery pick? The coaching staff just never seems to learn anything from the past.
last night may have been the most confusing game of the year. Boilpopper is right, it's like the same ugly movie every night. If we're tanking we're a season late. I think even PO would agree that Rudy Gay ain't a franchise player.
I think every game in the fourth quarter some lucky fan should be selected at random to come down and replace Doc, who would then scurry off and prepare for the post game press conference, the only part of the job he seems to do well. Although the fan will most likely do a better job than Doc, they will still be "fired" in an amusing post game ceremony hosted by Tommy, Wyc's wife, Greg Dickerson and those actors from the decade-old Accountemps commercial. The whole thing will be promoted as the world's most costly performance art piece. Wyc will tell his friends, "no really, it's supposed to be bad."
Excellent choice for the Hamcock,and how fitting it's practically named after Coc, who really seems to have missed his true calling: a play by play announcer at an all male nudist colony, where his opining about 'bigs' and 'smalls' might actually make some sense to the viewer. Am humbled by your creation of the tittypoint, which logically would be symbolized by a large flabby nipple, and certainly Morkunt and the Celtic coaches earned their share last night. It would probably be a good idea to remove all sharp objects and hanging devices from the Celts locker room, as I have done at home, until something is done about our coaching staff. Agree, poor Pierce. Misery loves company, it's good to have celticsdoom.
I made it into the chat room last night for the first time this season, and I said this "if we lose this game, the only thing I am going to take with me is Blount getting stripped right there". This occured with roughly two minutes left to go and we were just about tied. That ended the game, Gordon (or whoever) ran that back for an easy lay-up.
For the record, I think Gordon is worth trading everyone on the team for. He torched Pierce on several occasions last night and shows skills every time he steps on the floor (not that spotty shit we get from our young guys).
Lastly, Dr. I think your write up is awesome, and I agree. You may be a little hard on Orien though. He is quickly becoming the only passer in the point guard squad. He just doesn't have any big time experience. I really believe that in another season OG could start and really make a significant contribution. Unfortunately the only way for that to happen is for him to get minutes, and we all know how that works. If you don't suck Doc off, you don't get to play.
WHERE THE FUCK IS GERALD GREEN????
RickyD, thanks for the nice words. I was a little hard on (haha, I said "little hard on") Orien, and I think in truth his ineffectiveness can be traced largely to him having his confidence shattered by Doc/staff. I mean, I don't think he's ever going to be all that great (I would put him a little ahead of the Milt Palacios of the world), but he shouldn't be struggling as badly as he is now. This whole "DNP to Starting to DNP to Backup" shit is fucked up, and obviously a rookie is going to respond worst to that kind of mismanagement. We should be tossing these guys into the fire like Chicago did and seeing who survives and becomes a player. Of course, most of those guys are lottery picks because Chicago was willing to be bad a few years in order to get good. We just keep hanging on to mediocrity with our fingertips.
Tittyfuck, Doc Rivers puts the "Coc" back in "Hamcock." I'm keeping a bunch of pig dicks and flabby nipples ready for tomorrow. "bigs and smalls" hahahhahahahaha
Is Dr. Chestnutt being a little hard on Orien Greene the same as June Cleaver saying "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
Some asshole named Kocklodove over at celticsblog is saying Blount is a great player and deserves to be in front of Perk and Al. The fucking ship is breaking up and the loonies are taking over. Lord, what have we done to deserve Coc, Phony Brown, Morkunt, and Kockdolove?
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