Dr. Chestnutt beat me by 3 quarters, I didn't watch any of the game at all. I'm getting to the official "I don't give a shit" phase of fan support, as long as we have this fucking idiot of a coach, I'm over it. I can't stay up that late for pussy anymore, I'm going to stay up past midnight to watch our idiot leader keep Perk on the bench while we're getting killed on the boards again? Fuck Coc, and fuck the Celtics. Ho,Ho,Ho, we're taking it up the ass almost as much as Elton John.
keep 'em coming. these things are better than anything else on the internet about he Celtics.
You're right Willie. Some asshole over on Celticsblog had the nerve to post that we were only 2.5 games out of first place. And we've got 50+ more games of this shit? Danny, put us out of our misery, please!
"The Soup" was great this weekend. I was watching that too. "Harry Potter with a vagina!" was by far my favorite line.
thanks very much Willie. Maybe we can just send the whole team to the NBDL.
RickyD - the Brokeback Kong sketch and Elmo talking about hurricaine katrina had me laughing for days. That show is vastly underrated.
Let's see, what shall I do tonight?
1. Watch a gay movie with two dudes cornholin' each other?
2. Cover myself with sweet sticky food and see what creepy crawlers come to feed?
3. See if I can get a hemhorroid to pop out and rub some vinegar and mercurecrome on it?
4. Watch the Celtic game?
I'll let you guys know how the fag movie turns out. Oh yeah, Fuck Coc.
The new host of The Soup is the best since John Henson... Maybe even better. Ayisha Tyler and that little gay guy didn't quite cut it...
As for the Celtics game... I think USC beats them tonight. They still have a chance against UVM with Coppenrath gone and all....
I'm here with your celtic update. They are bad. Celtics blog is a fucking circle jerk about who is right and who is wrong over every tick of the clock. What a pack of assholes.
The fag movie was great, the guy tried to get away, but he got it in the end... I guess the Celtics did, too.
Yeah... Those guys can get pretty annoying on occasion. Delonte plays ten good minutes and they are ready to annoint him the best point in the NBA. Our team sucks, badly. Without a coaching change and a few roster spots getting shuffled around we are destined to be a lower tier team. On the bright side we are #7 in the draft right now and sinking... Or climbing. I guess it all depends on how you view it, but either way we are closing in on #1 with blinding speed. 5 more games and we could have it!
The most obvious sign that this is a team in trouble was Coc calling a timeout at the end of the game while the team ignored him. A well coached team would have known to automatically call time out after the made basket. Our coach is a joke, and the players are treating him as one. I'm with you, RickyD, let's get the #1 draft pick, what the hell?
hahaha, ahhh Tittyfuck, you are the Roger Ebert of gay cowboy movies. "I'm not a gay cowboy, it's the cowboy behind me..."
Nice summary Willie, very apt. They are all arguing about the view of the ocean while the ship sinks. I watched the first quarter and it seemed to be a template for the entire game. No defense, get yr numbers, make stupid turnovers. Blount I see had 8 assists and 4 to's which is just what you want from your starting power(less) forward. Unbelievable. RickyDFan, Boilpopper, et al., I'm with you, tank this bitch and grab a lottery ticket.
PS - quote of the year nominee from Chad Ford's blog... "Naturally, an older team like the Rockets is reluctant to give up Head"
I dated an older woman for while and she was reluctant to give up head too. In fact I don't think she ever had... However, after several months of coaxing I got her on her knees. She was pretty good too.
Did you tell her "Suck my dick and I'll eat your pussy."?
The timeout not being called was amazing. Rivers has morphed into Pitino without the weekly show featuring Walter McFuckme.
Can we just fast forward to two years from now after they've hit the lottery two years in a row.
This is year three of Ainge's "vision".
Didn't the Bucks have the first pick? They got Bogut right? Now they are 5th in the conference (or something like that). They aren't killing it, but I sure wouldn't beg to play them. They even beat the Spurs. Tanking this year to get a marquis player to go develop along with our other youngsters isn't a bad idea. And is it really tanking? I mean losing five games on purpose puts us in the bottom of the pack. Odds are we are going to lose four out of those five anyway, why not just blow all of them.
The Celtics haven't reached the difficult part of their schedule yet. The not so shocking thing is that they are much worse than their record.
if it would be at all possible to pry that Knicks #1 from Chicago (Curry deal pick) for Pierce and have 2 high lottery picks, we'd probably be better off in the long run. Gay and Morrison should be decent players at very least, and we'd then have an actual "young core" of talent that could grow/improve together. Still isn't an impact PG in the mix, but at least it would feel like forward progress.
and yeah, great point Willie, it only gets worse from here.
It's funny because for the last six months we have been laughing at Toronto for drafting ugly Villaneuva, and for losing Vince. Last week they started laughing at us.
Yeah, Charlie V is unbelievable. If you watched him at all in college you'd be amazed that he's even halfway good, he was such a lazy fuck. I think even PO would agree with me on that, and he has a father's love for all UConn players. The Arujo pick is still godawful though, just an absolute dumb move. That was what let us get Al though, so it was lucky for us.
What doesn’t belong?
Watching gay cowboy movie, watching a Celtics game, an enema, Christmas week with family
The gay cowboy movie, of course, everything else feels like I’m taking it up the ass.
You guys fucking rocked during my Hagrid-like sabbatical. Best columns ever by an increasingly creative Chestnutt, and superior wit from loyal posters.
All that's missing is Brian Scalabrine bobblehead doll night. We are getting fucked in the ass, and Coc won't even give us a reach around. Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall in the C's locker room and listen to Coc try to talk to the team. I think he lost them for good after the fucked up defense with .8 left in the Detroit game, and it's been downhill since. O'Brien doesn't look so bad now, does he?
but Tittyfuck, O'Brien meant lots of Waltah, and if I had to watch that shithead's skinny titties flopping around in Celtics green for one more minute I'd have fucking lost my mind. Right on about the .8 seconds thing, that was the failure to acknowledge the precepts of basketball 101 against the best team in the league. Brilliant!
PO, welcome back. How was it spending time with your wife and my kid? Wait! I mean... hahahhaha
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