indeed Jerky, indeed, although I would ad that leaving Doc in place for the rest of the season (after trading Pierce), would allow us a guarenteed run to the bottom of the lottery.
None of these two things are going to happen, because at the very highest levels, the Celtics lack the fortitude to do what's right. We have talked about this often, but it always bears repeating. They are content with the illusion of competitivness over the reality of rebuilding. Look no farther than Gerald Green being sent to the NBDL for a perfect example. So instead of playing for the future, expect lots of Scalabrine, lots of Blount, lots of Al being benched for defensive reasons, and a 35-47 record.
Two other observations about the Simmons piece. 1) It's funny how Koolaiders call Simmons an idiot when he rips Pierce, but now he's a sage and an insider because he rips Doc and praises Pierce. 2) I forgot what #2 was going to be, but I assure you it was insightful.
Ha, good point about the lottery, keep Doc!
Sadly, you are correct about the owners, but I got to think the Pierce stuff will so ratchet up that they will have to do the right thing.
yeah, ironically Pierce may be our savior and do a great service to the team by demanding a trade.
Maybe SG is just extolling the virtues of Pierce so his buddy Wyc can get something more back in a deal? I want Doc to stay, if for no other reason than your rhymes. I can't think of any available coaches named "Funt", "Russy", "Raynus" or "Regina" (with a long "I"). And speaking of long "I'"s, I gotta got jerk off in the bathroom here at work.
Colorful commentary. It is becoming ever so obvious that the only way up is rebuilding the whole thing. For those who said it doesn't work, look at the Bulls, Clippers and the Cavs. Sadly, some people posting on the web really believe that we are a better team then them.
That whole win/loss thing... way over-rated.
I'd like to create eight categories for unreadable columnists.
After reading people harp on the internet for well over two months that Doc is a shitty coach bill simmons writes a column about it and just so happens to regurgitate all the arguments that have been outlined and spoonfed to him.
Anyhow, as if it's supposed to validate something to the fanboys. Rivers is fine for now anyway even though he'sa shitty coach. The team aint going anywhere and it's better to have some guy who's going to give stupid sound bites and play the role of sisyphus with an ear to ear grin than to get someone that will actually be pissed off about the state of the team.
The question is; Why do I care?
A good question indeed. Another good question, does Bill Simmons actually post on Celticsblog?
Willie, we should inquire, Sisyphus might be available.
Great point about Simmons/regurgitation, he writes a huge column that only Celtics fans will read, and basically tells them everything they've been saying themselves. It's the literary equivalent of eating out your own ass and then asking someone to kiss you.
has anyone seen my dildo and my astroglide?
that Wyc article is making me syck. If you take it at face value, it confirms all of our worst fears about the direction we're going in.
As long as Wyc is still making money, why change the direction?
Pierce for Gordon and Thomas is tempting. I'd do it in a heartbeat for Deng and Thomas. Hmmmm. I really wouldn't want to do it without getting rid of Blount, OR getting back a pick as well. Gordon alonse just doesn't seem like enough, but fuck, it's tempting.
Pierce, Ricky and Blount for Gordon, Thomas and the #1 makes more sense, addresses more problems salary wise and gets us two young players in Gordon and the pick.
The MB/PP/RD trade for TT/Deng and Knick 1 would make me spontaneously cum.
Just not in my ass, jerky. Are you any relation to Beef Jerky from the Beverly Hillbillies?
Holy shit Pierce sucked last night.
At least we're giving Blount and Scalaburine quality meaningful minutes. At this rate of development, Al and Perk should be very good players by 2010 (on different teams, of course). I think we're getting tittyfucked.
Pierce was awful, how many fucking free throws did he miss?
Right on Tittyfuck, where's the fucking development when you keep guys on the bench during crunch time? Perk and Al went home with pearl necklaces last night.
Nice to be spared of Tommy's blathering. Jerky, you must have been getting a big boner when Maxwell ripped Pierce for dribbling too much.
PS - there's a thread going over at Celticsblog praising Pierce because he didn't blame his teammates for the loss. This is the same guy who choked and missed like 5 free throws during the OT's, right? The same guy who went 4-20? Well yeah, then, that's mighty nice of him not to blame others. Unbelievable.
Once I convinced myself that the only way to truly fix things was for us to lose games, I have been absolutely enjoying this season. Go ahead Coc, play Morkunt and Scalaburine. Don't guard the inbound pass, don't call the proper timeout, go "small", keep up the good work. Eventually, even Ainge and Wyc will have had enough. So keep on losing, this is fucking wonderful.
Peter Vecsey
NY Post
Andre Miller's name has resurfaced in trade talk, says someone in the know. Sounds to me like the Celtics may have rekindled summer dialogue that nearly sent Paul Pierce to Denver for the former NBA assists leader. Boston's current prime objectives are to dump sizeable long-term contracts and acquire an established point guard.
Thanks Ray. Maxwell was a breath of fresh air. That may have been Pierce's worst ever game. 4 fg in 51 minutes, 7 TO
"Blow This Bitch Up" might be a prophetic title. It seems that the rumors regarding Pierce, Banks, Allen, and even Blount are heating up. Something may be about to happen.
Something has to happen soon, this team is boring. Playing the youngsters in a loss is exciting, watching us play lousy veterans and still lose is not fun.
did anyone see that Big John got kicked off Celticsblog? Another one bites the dust.
DId he??? He had a ton of posts... Interesting... Think he will join the doomed?
He got in a pissing contest with Hackrid and came up with the short cock. Don't get in a stink contest with a skunk, cause a skunks asshole REALLY stinks.
Hahaha. The only sane poster on that board, along with rdfan, and they kick him off.
Jeff and Hackrid suck all sorts of cock.
Now that I won't be banging 5 dollar male hookers in Detroit I'll be making reports that Ricky Davis is on the trading block.
Has anyone seen my Gary Tanguay blow up doll?
Maybe the are trading Ricky Blount and Banks for Garnett?
could be a big day. Danny will earn much love if he disposes of his 2nd worst mistake (Antoine would be #1) without giving up anyone as a sweetener. If this deal includes Banks, at least we can put Gomes or Gerald back on the active list.
If anyone knows Big John, please feel free to tell him about our little site here. We could use another angry voice, and from what I've read, he has no love for the Celtics as currently constituted.
If he'll admit his asshole stinks, he's good by me.
yeah, and he's got to keep his taint clean.
MorkHunt deal is imminent. Just think how much money the Celtics will be saving on Mork's tampon bills.
btw/ there are real live Celtic fans that don't want to see Blount traded because it gives the Celtics less of a chance to win.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two of the criteria for posting on this site is to have a sense of humor and a brain. This site is about a month ahead of celticsgrog. Anyone who wants to keep Morkunt for the betterment of the team should be banned from this site in perpitituity.
Ha.
The titular head of the Celtics better make a titanic trade that brings us a titan on the boards, not a titmouse. That would be titillating.
Nice tit for tat, jerky.
Coc Shivers has cost us at least ten wins this year, and maybe more. Fuck Coc.
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