once again you've outdown yourself. Perfect. As if we need confirmation Blount is indeed one of the dumbest fucks you will ever encounter in life.


Gravatar Ouch. Haven't witnessed anything that painful since I tried to pierce an unasthenized nipple with an old fish hook. I don't know what horrible memory will linger with me longer; that nipple piercing, last nights' game, or my spelling of the word unasthenized. Blow this bitch up now.


Gravatar Most Embarassing Loss In Celtic History? So this is what a golden shower feels like.


Gravatar Blounts' skip to my loo was enough to make me vomit in my mouth. What a fucking asshole. Thankfully he's in the west where we won't have to see this asshole but twice a year.


Gravatar Shit. That game stunk worse than Doc's wiping hand the night after a Taco Bell run.


Gravatar The only competent player hasn’t slept in 5 days, and had to put up with his wife bitching about giving birth.


Gravatar Jimmy, did you call accountempts yet, because whoever does is gonna make VP.

Speaking of ads, some dirtbag Vernon, CT car dealership still has their cable ad campaign going featuring Mark Blount. Can Suburus even fit a seven foot pussy?


Gravatar I'll bet that blunt skipped all the way to bank for his second easiest payday.
Those Doc suckers at Suburban are too busy selling the new Legacy to lesbians. Mmmm lesbians.


Gravatar Don't be too negative on Banks... He has a huge upside. I actually think he is going to be better than you are giving him credit for. He just needs someone to let him play a bit. The kid is as fast or faster than anyone on the court, knows his game and can shoot when he wants to. He is never going to be a "pass first" guy, but the Wolves don't need that. They've got Garnett to clean the glass and Banks should flourish under that system.

He reminds me of Marbury, don't laugh. Banks should have a long career in this league.


Gravatar 14 1-5 1-2 0-0 1 3 1 6 2 0 1 3

That my friends, is the numerical code for failure, Orien Greene's line in the box score. I point out in particular the number "6" which represents turnovers. And just think, we have an even worse PG waiting on the IR.

RDF, ripping Marcus Banks is what led to the creation of CelticsDoom. We have to honor our history somehow.

How long has that Accountemps commercial been running? It's got to be almost 20 years old. That commerical is old enough to legally tittyfuck. PS - KandiFan, thanks for the nice words, also, phenomenal screen-name.


Gravatar awww FUCK! I just realized, and I won't correct it because Willie is right about the lameness of doing that, but in my fatigue last night I wrote "Gregorian Knot" instead of "Gordian Knot." FUCK. That's pretty piss-poor of me, being that I pride myself on such things. My sincerest apologies to Mark Blount, Brian Scalabrine, Alexander the Great, the good people of Phyrgia and chanting monks everywhere.


Gravatar Yeah... But Banks grew into a watchable player here and added excitement and scoring punch. I think Danny and Co gave up on him too early.

Incidentally, how great would it be to see Blount turn into an All-Star just to spite the Celtics?


Gravatar Gregorian, Gordian, Gargoylian, who cares. I know you were tired, having to listen to that crying baby for hours last night. By the way, the family wants her back.....That's the kind of performances that make Ainge wonder "why can't we get energetic guys off the bench like that".


Gravatar The similarity between Celtics fans and a whores' pussy is we've both had our fill of Coc.


Gravatar Just for the record... I heard Tommy talking about backdooring everybody on the team... I think he might be looking for some man-love.


Gravatar I have to send a little love out to a new Celtics blog called "I heart Celtics" (http://www.iheartceltics.blogspot.com). Unlike our other peers, they have the balls/taste to link to us on their website, and I have to give them thanks. They strike me as a bunch of younger dudes having fun and taking Celtics fandom with the grain of salt it deserves. If the website name is indeed a reference to the recent David O'Russell movie, all the more power to them. Rock on, lads.


Gravatar hahahaha, we've all had our fill of Coc. Maybe we can trade Coc for a tittytwist and a purple nurple.


Gravatar I'm ready for tonight's game, I've been doing sphincter stretches all day. When we take it up the ass tonight, I'll be ready. Give it to me, Coc!!


Gravatar "Head" Coach Coc Rivers and Ass-is-taint Coach Tony Brown-(eye) will never let us down. The Phoenix Sons, as in, a basketball squad comprised of the non-existent offspring of a mythical creature, could probably beat a Doc coached team.


Gravatar Something tells me we're going to get an extra special coaching performance out of Coc tonight.


Gravatar Sorry dude, but as much as Blount can suck and play shitass, he'll still be the best center the Twolves have had (outside of KG playing the 5) in a decade.

Blount + playing like shit = still better than Kandi and Rasho + best days.


Gravatar Good game... Great game. A tired, beat up and road weary Suns team comes in and beats us by 11. It wasn't really that close, I mean did you ever think the C's were going to take this one?


Gravatar Heartless team... with the exception of Pierce. Maybe now is the time to trade Pierce. He is the only guy that brings it every night, if we get rid of him then no one plays with heart. That would be sweet, we could be the Hawks!

At least they are fun to watch (unless you are a Hawks fan).


Gravatar Brian Scalnobrain is the 15th man on this team. Why is he getting any playing time? Danny should trade him for someone worth something in the NBDL.




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