It wouldn't be so bad if my wife didn't have such a crush on "the Captain". It just gets so sickening. 4 more years of watching him drive into triple teams and coughing up the ball..and then having to hear her say, "why does everyone just stand around when he has the ball, why don't they cut to the hoop, he wants to pass!"
ugh.
Ahhh, Dr. Chestnutt, how we've missed you. "Rondo flailed around like a rugby player in a cricket match." That's funny because it's true.
I wonder what they're going to do with all that bronze they bought for Hall of Fame busts for Perk, Wrongo, Gigi, Telfair, and Al Jeff. They may be busts but not of the HOF kind.
Do any of the "G"'s in Gigi stand for "Garbage Time"?
We all knew Perk was a stiff, but, holy fucking shit, I didn't even come close to estimating how bad he sucks. If he's hurt, sit him down. If he's not hurt, sit him down!
I didn't expect to see Busty Telfailure after the trade deadline. Has the D-League trade deadline not passed yet? How bout the high school trade deadline? WNBA?
"Starting at the center position for the Boston Celtics, heeeere's Brian Scalaburine." Holy shit!! Has watching Celtic games been banned by the Torture Bill of Rights? The funny thing is, there's actually a debate going on about should the Celtics tank the season, as if they have a choice between winning and losing. And God help Coc. Speaking about "tank", once the Old Bag asked me to buy her a tank top. I said I would get one sure to fit. She didn't appreciate it at all when I brought home an armored vehicle cover. Fuck the Old Bag, fuck Coc, fuck Ainge, fuck the Celtics and this miserable season.
Danny continues to prove how incompetent Danny is: He has effectively replaced Raef, whom he paid $10M+ per year, with Scal, whom he overpays merely $3M per year. Way to cut costs Danny! Now Scal plays exactly the same game, three-point-chucking-non-rebounding center, that worked so well when Raef did it for this team.
I understand the games are a little embarassing, but we can't really be upset about this, can we?
Over the summer and through all of last season, everyone was arguing, on this site and others. Should we blow the team up and do a total rebuild? or should we stick with pierce and see what happens with what we've got?
Now we are doing both! This is the best of both worlds. No one could have thought before this season that we would have a shot at the number 1 pick without giving up pierce.
I'm thrilled, and i hope we don't win another game all season.
I understand the games are a little embarassing, but we can't really be upset about this, can we?
Over the summer and through all of last season, everyone was arguing, on this site and others. Should we blow the team up and do a total rebuild? or should we stick with pierce and see what happens with what we've got?
Now we are doing both! This is the best of both worlds. No one could have thought before this season that we would have a shot at the number 1 pick without giving up pierce.
I'm thrilled, and i hope we don't win another game all season.
Whoops, sorry to post twice.
Just another glaring example of how totally Danny Ainge has fucked up the Boston Celtics in the name of Wyc Grousbeck's greed.
I don't think you have to worry about winning games. We're going to win damn few of the next 30.
Great take, BTW, Doc. Just another night watching a professional basketball team assplow a team that isn't capable of making the Sweet 16 in the NCAAs.
Can we dispense with the Perkins bullshit? He's a fucking foul machine with offensive skills that make Hank Finkel look like Abdul Jabbar.
Rondo is what he is - a college kid who can't shoot.
Doc is spot on about West: He's playing his way out of a trade chip down into the bag of fertilizer that is about three fourths of our roster.
Delonte may still be a trade chip, but I don't think you could trade half the other guys--Perk, Telfailure, Wrongo, Scal, Powe, Ray, Kandi, Wally--for a bag of potato chips.
Can you imagine a team that sucks so bad that when they replace an underperforming player in their starting lineup, it is not Brian Scalabrine?
Wow. What the fuck. They could have lost to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir tonight. Maybe Coc and Danny need another vote of confidence from Wyc.
WPDK - welcome back. I know what you mean with the idea that in a sense, we're getting the best of both worlds (numero uno pick while keeping Pierce), and that's why in the other piece I said that Ainge could walk ass-backward into a respectable legacy (although it won't really happen until he fires Coc). But none of this was planned, and it still leaves us in a position where we spent three years developing guys who are not part of the plan. Or who if they are, are only in the most marginal sense. In a total best case scenario, next year we go with Pierce, Lottery Saviour 1 or 2, and Guy We Get By Trading Jefferson and Green. We still have a ship of fools that was foisted upon us by Danny's "great drafting" in the late 1st round. And these guys will be filling roles that could be filled by older, more experienced NBA journeymen, but apparently our owners are too cheap to fork over the coin to make it happen. And, apropos of nothing, we still don't have a point guard. So yes, I hope they keep losing, I'm glad they're losing, and getting the number one pick would be a rebuilding type move, but I still think we'd have been better off tearing this whole shitty mess down to the ground and starting over from scratch. Truly, it couldn't be a much worse team than it is right now.
JJ - thanks, and I agree on Perk. I thought he'd turned a corner last year (after the faux tough guy idiocy from two seasons ago), but he's turned right back. I know they say he's hurt, but if he is they should shut him down and put Mikey O in there. As for Delonte, it pains me because I really do like his spirit and intensity, but he's way over-extended as a starting PG. Sadly, he doesn't seem like a great bench player either, because he isn't shooting consistently anymore.
Anon, I didn't see the Utah game, but the box score says that Al Jefferson turned the ball over 8 times! Fucking unreal. And as for Scalaburine, it's true. He's not the worst player on this team anymore. He's gone from the Hamcock to the Penthouse. Bizarro World.
Ten Wins - It's sad, because the Captain is a great scorer, but has ever the faith of a fanbase ever been so misdirected at a player who will never be a winner? I mean, that this whole "we have to show Paul we're committed to winning" thing that comes on the heels of him having 1/3 of the team's payroll committed to his extension. I don't get it. I hate Kobe but THAT's a franchise player.
Myassholestnx - god help you if the Old Bag asks you for a "mini" skirt. Those little goddamn coopers are expensive.
Oh, and Anon, lest we never forget re: Ainge proving his incompetence. He is the GM after all who traded Antoine Walker and a #1 pick for Antoine Walker.
I agree that if we get a top pick, Danny should get no credit, and I wouldn't cry if he hit the road after this season with Doc (who must go). But i don't really care about Danny--I care about the Celtics, and a top pick could revitalize this franchise. Furthermore, if we do have Oden/Durant, I think everyone else in the youth brigade becomes immediately dispensable in the eyes of both the fans and the ownership. i mean, i like some of these players (more on personality than on production) but i would trade them all for a new car that oden could use to drive to the garden.
all i am worried about is not getting the pick. then we would be completely and totally fucked.
Did Tommy actually call Paul fat in that game?
Well, after this horrendeous year where Red and DJ couldn't take the Celt's losses anymore, Oden or Durant is the only hope.
Another year like this and Danny's toast.
He better be calling Bryan Colangelo this summer for advice.
It's really that simple. The only hope for this team is that they luck into Greg Oden. Ainge and Wyc were too shortsighted to completely blow up the team and the fact that the Celts have a legitimate chance at lucking into the best center prospect since Duncan is a miracle. Nothing is guaranteed, obviously, we still don't know if they will finish with the worst record in the league and even if they do the odds are less than 50% that they get the #1 pick. With that said, Danny could be on the verge of walking ass backwards into a legitimate franchise center.
And yes, Kobe really is that much better than Pierce. It's not even close.
Realgm posters report that Boston has the most assets this offseason to trade for KG, JO, or Gasol. The Celtics will offer Telfair, West, Ratliff, and Green, grab Oden in the draft, and have a lineup of Oden, KG or Jefferson, Paul, Allen, and Rondo.
I think the poster cut off his post juuuuust before he was about to predict that all starters would average 25ppg and make the all-star team.
Are you sure they didn't say Boston as the most "asses"?
hahaha, I love when people post shit like, "Gomes will give Minni the athletic power forward they need to replace Garnett." That's a composite, not an actual quote. But you get the idea. CelticsDoom demands "KG and a 2nd rounder for Gomes, Gigi and Pittsnoggle's expiring contract!"
I can't conceive of any major trade going down with the Celtics that doesn't involve Pierce requesting to be traded. If we get the #1, I think even Wyc understands the gate value of Oden/Durant, and they wouldn't allow it to be traded. At that point, if we continue to suck (as we probably would. Oden's not going to be all that great right away, I don't think), maybe Pierce whines about being moved to play for the championship he believes he deserves. If we get the 3rd pick or higher, I don't see that being much value in a Garnett trade (being that the Bulls still have more NBA-ready talent and two picks in the draft). If Gasol is still on the block, maybe they bite at the pick, the expiring deal and Jefferson, but I'd be shocked if Danny parted ways with Big Al, simply because he's the only player he can point to in his "plan" that is even semi-succesful. And so then who else is out there? Ak-47? I could see Utah moving him for the pick and the deal and other picks, but I doubt Wyc wants to pay max money over the next five years for a "star" that few casual basketball fans are that familiar with. Plus, he's another injury prone white guy. I don't know. As always, I just don't see who "that" player is that's even available for us to make a move for.
Isn't AK's being an injury-prone white guy likely to be attractive to Danny?
Completely off topic, but I graduated from UC Irvine. Our mascot is an Anteater, which is lovably shortened to just "Eaters."
Earlier this year, we had a game against the South Carolina Gamecocks, or the "Cocks."
Alas, I think you can tell where this one is going. But I would be remiss to mention that we won the game, easily our biggest win of the year.
And speaking of Bob Dylan, I just read an excellent book which was basically a compilation of his interviews. Fantastic book, and brilliant man.
thanks Rocky, I always give it my all when Robby Christgau or Joe Levy comes a knockin'. And unlike Wyc Grousbeck, I give it to the media straight and truthful. Someone needs to tie that candycorn ponce to the tracks and forget to remind him that a slow train's coming.
As for "cockeaters", that should be the new name of our Banner 17 consortium. At least it would infer that they get things accomplished.
Ah, if you add AK47, then you add his extremely noble wife, who gives him permission to fuck one woman out of wedlock each year.
Where were these women when I was looking to get married?
I'm sure that's a question "myassholestnyx" asks often.
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Wait a minute. What's this about AK's wife?
That Rockets game was one of the worst I've ever seen. Houston was 1-22 shooting the 3, including 1-10 from Rafer! That is an Antoine Walker statline (1-11, 1-10 3s).
Pregame Doc was hyping up the Leon Powe era, who has been inserted into the starting lineup. Then he played him 3 minutes. Scal was so bad. Battier was 1-12. Absolutely pathetic game to watch.
And yes Anon, AK's wife said he can have extramaritial sex once per year.
Rocky, I knew a guy who was an Aunteater, his wife caught him with her sister. The divorce was uncontested. I also attended a South Carolina football game once where the cheerleaders chanted "You can't lick our Cocks." The one Coc that has been licked over forty times this season to date is our own unloveable Rivers, who can't get enough of playing Scalaburine this year. Jungle Jim, it would indeed be wondrous if the Old Bag would let me get some real pussy once a year (is it still pink?). Alas, 'tis not to be, and I can only live under the premise of that old saying, "If you'd fuck your hand, you'd fuck an ugly woman."
Wow. I love AK's wife. If my wife would allow it, I might take the pressure of myassholestnxduzyrs for a year and bang his old bag once for him.
if Myassholestnx and the old bag don't win the Accountemps Sixth Star award this year, then truly, there is no justice in this world. Thank you sir, as always.
As for AK-47's prostitute/wife, she seems to be a media whore on par with Lindsay Lohan and Coc Shits Rivers. If Ainge can bundle his trash-ettes and convince Daddy Wycbucks to take on another monsterous contract, I'm sure she'd make her mark in Boston as kind of the anti-(bible thumping)Mrs.Dickau. Better yet, team her up with Delonte's wrist-slashing exgirlfriend and produce a low-budget/high profit reality show to show on the jumbotron during home game blowouts. Mark Cuban has Steven Soderbergh, maybe Wyc can get Brent Ratner on the case.
You're the best, Dr. Chestnutt.
Just looking for a site to post why I hate Doc Rivers so much.
He recently indicated that the DJ funeral was "sensational"...bad choice of words but not a surprise. He also had the nerve to talk about how DJ was a great role player. Give me a break...DJ was a great player and the heart of that great team. Scott Wedman was a role player. Doc Rivers was a role player. DJ was no more a role player than Robert Parish Just because he didn't look for his shot first didn't make him a role player. I'll choke the next moron that makes that statement...Doc Rivers included.
Also...I remember Doc Rivers indicating the Micheal Vick is his favorite athlete. If this man is not a true moron I don't know what is. Why is he coaching our team?
If you see Doc...ask him how his golf membership at Turner Hills is going. Paid over $100K and it's going bankrupt. HAHAHAHAHA. LOSER
Next....Danny Ainge is an idiot. Took a team that was 2 games from the Finals and killed it dead. Big Ego No Ability. And "Thanks Dad" Wyc....no better than "Thanks Dad" Gaston. The Celtics should have been sold to Larry Bird and his group. The Celtics should have gone to Larry as coach well before Rick "The Big Three aren't walking thru that door" Pitino. What the fuck has happened to this team. They must thank the lord for the Bruins every day.
If anyone cares, Wigglestrue's head is about to explode over on realgm..
Good one myassholestnx. I bet the Old Bag is a fan of both the Eaters and the Cocks.
Oh, and another thing-- and I kid you not, this is comedy you can't make up--- after the Cocks visited UC Irvine, they headed north about 50 miles to play.... the Trojans.
what I want to know is - is the old bag whipping up some bacon and eggs?
I saw that.
Wigglestrue is one of the more entertaining Internet idiots out there.
Anyone who thought this fucking mess would win 53 games before the season really ought to be banned from every Celtics Web site.
That includes your homer bullshit, Jeff Clark.
Even Celticsdoomers have to admit that the team looked great in the 4th quarter last night I turned the game on with about 8:30 left and really enjoyed what I saw. I think Pierce only took one shot, completely deferring to Al inside. I was a little embarrassed to see Al's fist pumping antics in a home game against Isiah's Knicks, but he has never played well and won in his life so I guess I can't blame him for being excited. Green was aggressive and energetic and Al was making a serious effort to beat Curry down court in transition. Again I'll need to see consistency for at least a year, and against good teams, before I'll shoot my load but that 4th quarter was highly entertaining and well played. With that said, I have no doubt that if Boston was playing a real NBA team Pierce would've felt like he needed to ballhog his way to 12 fourth quarter points while Green and Jefferson got abused on the defensive end en route to another Celtics loss.
the knicks suck, they were also without their best player.
as Jungle Jim mentioned a few days ago, the Leon Powe era had a rather short shelf-life. DNP - Starter - DNP in 4 games.
The Delonte implosion continues apace. They might as well put Rondo in as starter and see if he can smooth out the quantum jitters in his strange game. I still don't like "do it all" PG's without a jumper, but fuck it, he's playing better than the other dipshits we have on the payroll.
A busy week, but those Ainge comments about the Telfair trade have not provoked enough outrage. I hope to have something up tomorrow on it.
The comments weren't explicit enough, Doc.
Something on the order of:
"I got bent over like a Vegas hooker over a 1965 Mustang."
Under the Banner of Danny; Ainge's vision is alot like Joseph Smith's Golden Book and the miracle glasses one needs to read it.
hahaha, an eerie symmetry is at work, is it not Willie?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com...otes/
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More evidence that Danny is a dumbfuck.
And something else for the Internet idiots to play "Kill the Messenger" with.
did you all see that Wyc has resorted to making jokes about Mark Blount at a gathering of the biggest low life scumbags in New England?
Does Wyc even comprehend that his GM was and is responsible for Mark Blount? The guy is a a total fucking moron.
Hey Wyc the team your dad bought for you has 12 wins and you're onstage cracking jokes about the 40 million you threw away, you fucking loser.
All the problems with this team begin and end with Wyc Grousbeck. He's absolutely pathetic.
Great, the season's been over for months and the Celtics go on a three game win streak. Great, let's win enought to blow the draft pick and save Coc's job. Watching a winning Celtic game now is like eating a flatulent woman... bittersweet, indeed.
Bittersweet indeed! Ha. That's fuckin funny.
Looks like it will have to be Noah who leads us to the promised land (sorry, i couldn't resist) because we sure ain't getting in the top two.
Seeing Al's play is encouraging, but counter-productive at this point. I would be happy seeing a fourth quarter line-up here on out prominently featuring Telfaint, Gigi, Scalaburine, Gomes, and the Tell-Tale Powe.
Did we expect anything less than Coc and Danny to fuck up the lotto pick this year? Last year they traded Brandon Roy for Telfailure and now they are going to blow a chance for Oden or Durant so they can pump their fist with meaningless victories over the crappy Nets. Way to go Doc.
Yeah Rocky, more Sebastian Taintfair, as in, Taint Fair we have him instead of Brandon Roy. Or simply as a taint joke.
Tittyfuck, you magnificent bastard. When we score the fifth pick in the draft and hear stories about Coc praising Al Horford's ability as a "quick 5 point big" in training camp, we can look back at these days and weep.
I'd write more, but at the moment I'm mentally exhausted by that incomprehensible EricW article on Celticsblog. I think what he meant to say was, "there's a chance Pierce could ask to be traded."
who'd have thought that under Wyc Grousbeck's guidance, this team would even fail at failing?
Seeing Morkunt today was about as welcome as watching the Old Bag step out of the shower. I guess I should be glad to have her, though, if only for the reason that there are worse things that being a Celtic fan this year. Four in a row. This team has more streaks than the Old Bag's dirty panties hamper.
Jesus. Is there an English translation of Eric Weiss' article? Cliff's Notes?
I still can't fathom why you guys bother trying to decipher the so-called articles on CelticsBlah. Why not just smash yourselves over the head with a Tommy Heinsohn bobble-head doll instead. Anyhow, although I didn't read it myself, I will tell you what it says:
Paul Pierce may or may not get traded. The Celtics may or may not get Greg Oden. There. Short and sweet.
At halftimes and timeouts of Celtic games, I tuck the head of my wee-wee deep into the foreskin, and as my member slowly regains form, I sing
"Little turtle, fast asleep
Little turtle, starts to peep
Out he pops his little head
What a wondrous world, he said."
Try it, it's a lot of fun.
Al Jefferson, NBA player of the week, thank you for giving us hope. Players drafted before you: Josh Childress, Rafael Araujo, Luke Jackson, Andris Biedrins, Robert Swift, Sebastian Telfair, Kris Humphries. Amazing.
I wonder if Ainge's hard-on for Swift has gone limp - yet?
Although intelligent commentary is few and far between on CelticsBlah, someone did raise the question about what might have happened if Robert Swift and Busty Telfair had not been drafted already when Danny's turn came up.
oh yeah, definitely Ainge would have taken Telfailure. He and Swift were his two lust objects that year. Another reason why "ainge the drafting genius" is a myth that requires deeper examination.
So I guess this team is going to be okay as long as it keeps playing underachieving playoff-bubble teams and Delonte and Gomes go off for a combined 50-something points.
As for Big Al, let's just keep our fingers crossed.
Agreed Dr. 20pts 12rebs 54% shooting since the ASB. I fully expect him to pull a Livingston at any moment.
Al's the main reason I watch the Celtics. It sure t'ain't Coc, Scalaburine, DHerp, Perk, or Sabustian. Or Wyc or the cheerleaders. I think you guys are right, if Swift or Bassy had been available, Al wouldn't be here right now. No more stupid moves, Danny, we need home runs from this point forward. By the way, Will Roberts, ever consider therapy?
I think the only players Danny drafted that he REALLY wanted are (in order of his crush on them) Rondo, Perk and Delonte. Supposedly he tried to trade Al for Robert Swift during that draft. And Gigi fell into his lap, they hadn't even scouted him. Tony Allen was a Coc pick. Gomes was a 2nd round no-brainer and a local guy. And supercrush numero uno was Marcus Banks, but we saw how well that worked out.
So, in order of lust entering the draft I think it's fair to say his top three objects of desire have been - Swift, Rondo and Banks. Draft genius? You decide.
The verdict: The words "genius" and "Ainge" should never be used in the same sentence.
Brandon Roy, anyone?
And drafting is his strong point. The trades and resignings have been atrocius. Not to mention his choice of coaches. We may have a real chance in this draft to do something, via pick or trade. One more wrong move and this franchise is doomed for a(nother) decade.
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I can see it now... Celtics get the #3 pick, and Ainge selects Hasheem Thabeet.
"We've had our eye on Hash for a while now, we thought that if we were in position to get him, we were going to make that move. It's only once every ten years someone like him comes along. In fact, we had him ranked above Greg Oden on our Big Board."
20 games in, Thabeet is sent to the Developmental League.
I just hope we don't end up with the white center.
So does this mean Delonte won't go for 31 EVERY game?
Anyway, yeah, Thabeet's retched. And exactly the kind of "fuck accountability, this is a 15 year plan" project Ainge so dearly loves.
I like Horford. I think he's tough, and a good pick if we fall out of the top 2. But with Wyc at the helm we'll probably be drafting/trading by Q score. We better pray more Bostonians react positively to the words "Kevin Durant" than to "Ray Allen."
gigi goes 1-14? He ain't fit to eat 14 pies, let alone take that many shots in a functioning NBA offense. He's the next McGrady as much as John Mayer is the next me. Which is to say he ain't. Still waitin' on Wyc Grousbeck to put that dunk "contest" trophy on the back of a pickup truck and wheel it around Harvard square, charging two bits a gander.
We ought to choose an owner and GM by Q score.
The most important thing in the draft will be to pick a "project" type of player, so we can continue to progress in intangible and unmeasurable areas and ignore wins and losses to ensure that there is no way to tell if Danny is doing a good a job.
I learned of two things today that are equally unbelievable. The first is that Coc is going to ask for a contract extension after this season. The second is that wives are being encouraged to perform a strip tease and pole dance for their husbands before bedtime to "spice up" the marriage. Both of these discoveries made me puke. I've accepted a life in purgatory with the Old Bag, whose first item of removal for a strip tease would be her flea collar. But if Ainge puts me through one additional second of Coc after this season, it will be more than this poor soul can stand. Gentlemen, it will have been nice knowing all of ye.
Tanguay and Marshall both said Coc should stay last night. The Save Coc mantra has begun.
when Joseph Smith was finishing reciting to his stenographer the last few lines that God was decreeing to him that be written down in the book of Mormon he said to his stenographer.
"God is telling me there are two more things that he wants, the first is that he wants this book to be published, the second is that he wants you to pay for it."
Replace Smith with Ainge, the book with the "vision" of banner 17, and Celtic fans with the stenographer.
Do you suppose the miserable performance tonight will stem any of the "don't trade anyone" nonsense starting to spring up on the other boards?
For the love of Christ, Pierce comes back, we win a few ballgames and all of a sudden we're championship contenders?
We have some of the dumbest fucking fans on Earth.
The Celtics Pride guy was going apeshit about how great the Cs are and how well positioined with two superstars a great point guard and two of the best sixth men in the league (Wally and West).
hey look, another "let's trade for Garnett" article on celticsblog. There really thinking outside the box over there.
That Celticsblog article is absolutely painful. Perk/Green/Scal/Theo/West for Garnett. YA Bankshot, Minnesota must be DYING to unload a ten time all-star for Kendrick Perkins.
Ray/Perk/Green/Rondo/Ratliff/Allen/West/Wally (!!!) for KG, James, Hudson, and Jaric. Obviously Minnesota would jump all over the opportunity to deal Garnett for over half of the 2nd worst team in the NBA.
Also they are saying KG won almost 60 games with not even half of the supporting cast we could provide - Umm Sam Cassell and Latrell Sprewell anyone? Proven winners. Anyone currently on the Boston Celtics – not so much.
That blog is unreadable most of the time in my opinion. Just a bunch of stupid nonsense.
Amen, EJ. It's a bunch of ignorant prattle, most of it for the sake of impressing the equally ignorant ownership of the Celtics.
I'm sure McHale would be pleased to swap his bona-fide aging star for two large bags of Danny's trash.
As I said above, we have some of the dumbest fucks for fans in the association.
While we're at it:
Nothing that has happened to the Celtics this year is as disgraceful and distasteful as the haphazard, gutless attempt to make money off Red's demise with that ugly fucking line of Adidas souvenirs.
Grousbeck continues to piss on the great traditions of this franchise with the deft touch of an ax murderer.
Disgusting.
haha... i also read that insane trade idea by Bankshot, and I was thinking the same thing. Boy, Minnesota must be chomping at the bit to acquire all those stiffs.
The funniest thing is that most of the posters believe they could make an offer for KG without including Al Jefferson. Jefferson, Green, and two first rounders would be the absolute starting point for any kind of KG discussion, and it would go up from there. My opinion.
There isn't any reality whatsoever on that board, and there hasn't been for a long time.
The posters there are just cartoon characters that keep you laughing every day.
I don't understand why people think that because the Celtics have Theo Ratliff they will be able to trade for a superstar player. What stops Celtics fans from taking a step back and thinking "If I had Jermaine O'Neal, would I trade him for Theo Ratliff's contract?" Why would any team do a trade like that.
Also Celtics fans need to come to the realization that adding in Kendrick Perkins, Sebastian Telfair, and Minnesota's first round pick in 2009 are *NOT* realistic options to get a deal done for a superstar. I just can't imagine a team wanting our crap. Best case scenario I could see the Sonics trading Rashard Lewis for less than actual value in an attempt to shed salary in preparation for a sale and a move to OK City. Sort of like when our retarded team let Rodney go.
I could see Theo's deal bringing back a disgruntled star that we wouldn't really want anyways, like a Steve Francis. To get Jermaine, Gasol, Garnett, etc. it's going to cost the Celts any combination of Jefferson, Pierce, and our pick, along with Ratliff to get it done. Teams don't trade stars in their prime for expiring contracts unless there is something seriously wrong.
I think I'm gonna go to realgm and propose a Duncan for Ratliff/Perk/Telfair/Wally trade (Wally just to make salaries match) - and explain that the Spurs really need to get younger and get under the cap in preparation for the "09 offseason. I am pretty sure some of the dumbshits over there would think the trade would help both teams.....ARGGGHHHH.... Why couldn't Mark Cuban have been a Celtics fan?
I don't know what's dumber; half our crap for Garnett or keeping Coc.
Isaiah got an extension, why shouldn't Coc? I told the Old Bag Isaiah got an extension, she looked at my crotch and said "Can you get one, too"? Oh, that Old Bag, she better not sleep on her back tonight, she's liable to get a shit sandwich for a midnight snack. She's never forgiven me for the time that good looking female cop pulled me over and told me anything I said would be held against me and my response was "Tits".
LOL. Also Perk with 10 rebs in 22 minutes, I bet he's currently being compared to Rodman on the other websites.
The above post was me not Anon.
I can see it now:
"Kendrick Perkins is a poor man's Dennis Rodman."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kendrick Perkins is a poor man's Michael Olowakandi.
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I went to the site and there are only two registered members. Is it active yet? If nothing else, I thought people here would have signed up.
Nah, fuck the new message board. Celtics Doom is where it's at.
It'd be nice to get some realistic Celtics discussion going over there. Nobody interested, though.
A win against San Antonio is harder to find than a hooded clitoris.
Anon, couldn't have said it better...
Was watching the Ohio State/Xavier game today.... If Oden is the next Duncan, then the Old Bag is the second coming of Brigitte Bardot.
Sorry, I'm not trying to steal your thunder myassholestynx, I just think your Old Bag stories are hilarious.
Arrgh! The Celtics appear to have morphed into an average-to-good team. team. Couldn't they just fucking wait until the end the fucking year?? Why did the allow Pierce to put on his fucking uniform? SA landed Tim Duncan by inviting Robinson sit out the season when he was hurt. Imagine this team with Durant??? Play Telfailure 48 strong. Fake a practice ankle injury to AJ. Just so NO to wins.
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Plus, beating San Antonio has rolled all the truly dumb fuckers out from under their rocks.
There are now calls on RealGM to just let Ratliff's contract expire. We're going to need his money to resign all the kids because they're going to bring us banner 17.
Jesus Christ. How fucking stupid can people be?
Hey Dr. Chestnutt.
We know you're out there somewhere. Even though we understand you've been very busy this season with your new gay porn career in California, we are not letting you off the hook for your end-of-season analysis. Start preparing. How are we supposed to know what the future holds for Sebastian Telfair's Boston Celtics if you don't tell us? Please don't let us down.
Thanks.
Today's round of maudlin bullshit from Celtics Blah on the Spurs game is pure hilarity. I recommend it highly to all.
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Rocky, forget my thunder, steal the Old Bag, please!!! The mention of Xavier reminded me of that Penthouse columnist, Xaviera Hollander. I would have loved to have smelled her asshole. The Old Bag's asshole should have a manhole cover over it. A garbage disposal smells better. She couldn't even make the cover of Outhouse magazine. We did the Nutcracker last night, she sat on my lap. Jungle Jim, when I read where one C-blogger compared the Spurs victory to winning a championship, I realized how low this franchise had sunk. Being a Celtic fan is so like being married to the Bag, there's solace in the fact that things can only get better, there's nowhere to go but up.
One thing about the C-Blog.
It's always good for a laugh, kinda like "Hannity's America."
The next step would be to post something that actually makes sense.
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