To be topped only by "Pierce felled by scrotal discomfort."
Which would mean he'd been hanging around with The Old Bag.
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Possibly Doc's best game as Celtics coach. It took real ingenuity to lose this one. Fortunately, Danny has supplied Doc with the tools--Scal, Telfailure, Ray, Green, Rondo, Kandi--for just such a game as this.
Uhm, one question, though: Who is William Ragland?
And I'd like to give a shout out to whoever it was that was bellowing the enormous "Booooo" in the final seconds. Whoever you are, you are the man!
Here's a joke:
Q: Why did Exxon/Mobile name it's newest ship the "Doc Rivers"?
A: Because it's a supertanker!
Ok, sorry about that.
Cut inside mouth. Hahahahaha, any chance he's out for the year with this debilitating ailment?
The sad thing is, it's entirely plausible that Coc was trying to win the game. The real losers are the thousands that have actually paid money to see this mess. Perhaps they should have Enema Night for the next home game; if management is going to treat your ass that way, the least they could do is to make sure you leave the Garden clean.
(this might be a double post, but haloscan is acting all fucky...)
"The sad thing is, it's entirely plausible that Coc was trying to win the game"
hahahaha. Yeah, really. Coming from the man who elected to leave Rip Hamilton open for a game winner, we really can't be sure.
What's up next? "Powe at the Point" night? Or even worse, "Telfair at the point"? Oh wait...
Or Old Bag night where beloved CelticsDoom'er myassholestnx queries incoming patrons as to which stinks worse, the Celtics or their own ass. Those who say the Celtics stink worse are given an old bag to put on their heads, while those who say their own ass are given the actual Old Bag. This presumes, correctly no doubt, that everyone will chose the Celtics as stinking worse. Some things are just a given.
Oh, and William Ragland is the guy who got sentenced in the Pierce stabbing. Tasteless, yes, but we're trying to build a winner here.
Boilpopper with the key point.
I've long wondered if the new building was first called the Fleet Center after the bank or after the enema manufacturer.
The latter would have been far more appropos.
Nice game against the Mavs last night. Scal put in his usual strong performance.
I guess we didn't tank that one.
But, but, but ...
We have great upside. Jefferson has developed. That means Green, Rondo, et al. will develop. Telfair's ghastly season is Doc's fault. Tony Allen will be back quickly from his knee injury and he won't fuck anyone up during his rehabilitation ...
And the Celtics are building a dynasty.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
With regards to the youth movement, right now the worst of the bunch looks like Kendrick Perkins. It's a shame because he actually looked decent last season. I am surprised none of the fanboys are worried that he has a seemingly chronic injury at what, age 22? Also our hardworking fake-tough-guy center of the future seems like he's having a Blount-esque dropoff after recieving his long-term deal. I say worst case scenario he continues to ride out his 5-year deal and then we occasionally here about how he is doing for Panathinaikos, best case scenario: Dasagana Diop.
Be nice to Perk. He has plantar fascitis in his hands.
Anyhow, the worst of the youth, by far, is Telfailure.
And the only things worse than the worst of the youth are the incredibly weak veterans: Scal and Kandi.
Alright, gentlemen, I absolutely have to have some pussy tonight. My balls are the size of grapefruits. I can't even cross my legs anymore. Too many Girls Gone Wild infomercials, I suppose. The Bag's been back in the bedroom for an hour, getting ready. Wish me luck... I'm going in.
For Christ's sake, you'd think plantar fascitis was nut cancer the way Perkins, the Celtics and Wyc's Hycks have carried on about the injury this season.
John Havlicek played the entire 1976 playoffs - damn well - with it. I ran a marathon with it.
It's a bitch until you get it loose, and then it's an absolute non-factor in performance. You ice it down after action - kinda like Stynx' balls - and the process starts over again.
Perkins is what he is - Jim Ard without the offense.
And lest I forget, a new low in RealGM stupidity - probably enough to earn the poster two free ducats at TD Tanknorth and a moderator's designation at Celtics Blah.
Guy contends that Perkins will be a star - because he and Al are "best friends."
Jeeeeeeebus.
It never ceases to amaze me how much I don't know. Last night provided another of those revelations, which, for the very first time, illuminated to me the parallel universes I regretably share between the Old Bag and the Boston Celtics. Such is my misfortune.
As you recall, a combination of the arrival of Spring, frustration over a horrible Celtic season, and Girls Gone Wild infomercials had caused to me a painful infliction I refer to as Titanicus Testes, or Big Bwalls. I left this beloved blog last night, hornier than a three-dicked dog, determined to service the Old Bag and heal myself, however painful the remedy might be. However, during the course of the "activity", there became a strange noise, something sounding like a boot being pulled in and out of a pile of mud, with an accompanying stench, causing me to stop dead still. "What the hell is that?" said I, as the echoes died down. "Well", said the Bag, "when we women get a little older and looser that's a sound you must get used to. We girls call if a queef."
I don't know what shrunk more quickly, my erection or my tolerance for not puking at the sight of the naked Bag, as my mind rationalized what a queef was. Not only am I til death do us part with a big mouth and a gassy, acned ass, but must now learn to live with pussy farts. And then it came to me. What the Old Bag and the Celtics are doing to me are one in the same. They're queefing on me. Wyc, Ainge, Coc, and the Old Bag, spraying me with pussy farts at every turn. Stinky, smelly pussy farts. What did I do to deserve this?? How do I get off of this train of pain? Fuck 'em all, those pussy fartin' bastards, fuck 'em all!!!
?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
At least you survived..
Tour-de-force, myassholestynx, tour-de-force. Bravo.
As for the draft, I'm starting to think it wouldn't be THAT bad if we slipped out of the top 2. Brandon Wright's looks like he can play.
sorry, i didn't edit that -- i didn't mean to make Wright possesive
sorry, didn't mean to apologize for such a small mistake.. haha
You're assuming that Ainge won't trade the pick for Earl Boykins - in his effort to collect every horseshit point guard this size of Steve Blake.
Jesus.
Now you've got me doing it.
This side of Steve Blake.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're right Jim. That's very possible. I hope we can all bear to see Smush Parker in a Celtics uni next year.
My money is still on an off-season Keith Van Horn signing to give us a PF who can stretch the floor. After the Dickau/Scalabrine offseason followed by the Kandi and Telfair trades, anything is possible with Danny running the show.
Junior Harrington is the third string point guard on the worst team in the NBA. I think we should trade the pick for him.
I think there's a chance we fall out of the top 2 now that Scal is probably done for the season with a yeast infection.
In all seriousness, if management fucks this year up we're in for another stretch of misery. First off, we'll never catch the Grizzlies, but Milwaukee is in full tank mode, we can't let them beat us out for #2. So lose, please. Shut down Pierce, let the second teamers play so we can see who's worth keeping. Get rid of Coc, let him quit if he gets pissy about an extension. Then, there's at least three things left to do: Hire a competent, hopefully great, coach. Get a superstar in the draft. Put a package together including some of our dead weight to get a quality veteran. No more pick for Telfair or Kedrick Brown debacles.
I agree. Tie some of our albatrosses - Telfair, Perkins, et al. - to a Gerald Green deal. You want Gigi, you take a few bags of our trash, too.
Yay, we beat Orlando. Three more wins needed to fuck up our draft position. This is the stupidest franchise in the history of sports.
Well, we can't get an actual star player in the draft.
That would fuck up all the Internet dipshits who get wood over names like Tiago Splitter.
What fun would it be if we actually got a good player in the draft. We need some obscure fuck like Kendrick Perkins to obsess over, chronically overrate and ceaselessly defend.
I mean, do you guys actually want to win games, or would you prefer to sit and around and congratulate your sorry asses on the Internet for your astute draft theories - for a horseshit team?
http://www.boston.com/sports/bas...celtics_season/
The captain tells it like it is.
All the Internet idiots who want to wait 15 years on Green and Perkins aren't gonna be happy with an "improve the team or else" ultimatum.
Celtics Blah should be fun reading today.
Talk about extremes: Pierce spills his guts on just how shitty we are, and Coc has the nerve to ask for an extension for the great job he has done.
life as a Celtics fan. It's a short walk from the castle to the shithouse.
It may be a short walk, but it seems to take over 20 years to take a shit.
The real question is: Is it a twenty year colon cleanser or are we just at the midpoint of pinching a loaf? I swear, at this point in time, we could just as easily be in for another two decades of misery as we could become a playoff contender. And I still think the Brandon Roy mistake will come back to haunt us ( much like my betrothal to you know who ... Queen LaQueefa ).
Ah, considering that the stupid fucking idiots are renewing the "stay the course" drumbeat with the youth movement, I think it's possible this team won't win a banner in my lifetime.
And I'm 46.
They make my digital voice recorder fail and now I can't continue to post on my web site:::
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Fucking lousy CHEATS and liars.
The gods CHEATED because they didn't want you to learn.
Their Manifest Destiny positioning allowed them to hide behind this posiitoning, ensuring their effectiveness for another day.
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The Chelsea Clinton clue was not intended for the 1992 election:::Bill Clinton was impeached BECAUSE it was 1998 and a preditory pre-2000 distraction for those politically inclined.
I'd like to remind you how the Clinton legacy allowed for the justification of "tatooes and heroin" white popular culture of the last revelry cycle. His "gays in the military" issue illustrates his acceptance of indecent liberalism. Polarization during his administration effectively delivered the election to Bush in 2000.
Bill Clinton is a preditor.
Anytime blacks turn out en masse it is a bad sign::::Expect them to turn out again for Schwartzenegger.
M is fucked up because she is disfavored and she had no empathy for the disfavored WHO HAPPENED TO BE HER CHILDREN!!!
Al Davis is fucked up because he is disfavored and had no empathy for the disfavored, which is why we had the 70s Raiders, preditory on the blue collar demographic during the 70s revelry cycle.
Expect the bi-racial Osama Mobarack to have a similar fate in store:::Deal with record company executive was a clue he doesn't care about black people, just as Guliani speaking of 911 is a clue he, like Italians, exploits and capializes off other people's misery. The good candidate is McCain, and they're burying him. Expect similar behavior with the Democrats.
The difference may lie if Osama becomes president, for then it may not be positionable. Of course it may not be something we will be prevy to because of it. "There's something wrong with the way he looks." They say I am delivering him the election because of the Chelsea 2008 clue which would be consistant with how the gods conduct themselves in the context of the Situation::::
She is a better choice than he is and the gods are forcing injury upon the disfavored because of my actions.
The sent the clue Bush was evil with his Texas Rangers ownership, illustrating he is preditory on white males too.
This preditation translated to Iraq because the Republicans are positioned to be against obscene, indencent sickness in art.
You're all war mongers because of Iraq, and it is going to cost us all. Because of the use of liberals, delivering us this fracturization of the disfavored, the gods feel justified in taxing all equally.
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People have called Bill Clinton everything in the book. "Chelsea is different." The ch
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