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1) Cindy Sheehan's son Dies in Nola: at last the Onion lampoons the left!!! Now I can read it and laugh again!
2)As far as the second paper saying this meteoroligist is not crazy...are they qualified to say that? I smell a dx of delusional disorder...
4)Ted would not be so mad if he'd get back on his Lithium. I do sympathize with Wolf Blitzer though. At least there's still one moderately sane voice in Atlanta.
5)re: the Fulla doll. There's another Muslim doll that's popular in Michigan, but it isn't a Barbie look-alike. I can't remember the name, but it was showcased in the Observer newspapers last year.
6)Homeland Security Doing Something Right: well, they also hold up Ted Kennedy from getting on a flight occasionally. Although that might have to do with his BAL.
Academic greed IS corporate greed!
10) So the Shari'a court doesn't wanna recognize the little lady's decision to convert to Christianity, and you wonder if it has something to do with Islamic countries' lead in child mortality in womens' illiteracy? Weeelll, if ya keep dem wimmin illiterit, dey won't be a-tryin' ta change der religion, will dey!
12) For once, I agree with PETA, given how much time folks had to prepare. Although Louisiana, not LSU, might be culpable.
14) About those quotes about Katrina: give Al Gore and Howard Dean a break about saying "Aaargh!" They may have said that on "Talk Like a Pirate Day" (Sept. 19)
15) Too bad he's not gay. Always thought he and Mark David Chapman (murderer of John Lennon) would make a lovely couple.
16) Gay cowboys. Who is gonna watch this movie? If they don't talk, women won't; if they're gay, straight men won't; if they don't talk, gay men won't. Or maybe they will, I don't know.
NOT JOHN KERRY!!!! Doesn't he ever go away?
> "The most beautiful woman in the world"
I hear male armadillos think female armadillos are incredibly cute.
What species is Cindy, such that the above is accurate?
> Korea has been punished ever since [1953] with economic sanctions and the occupation of the southern half of the country by 37,000 US soldiers. (Page 6) [Fortunately, the anti-US insurgency in South Korea hasn't inflicted too many casualties on our force.]
Yeah, about the only time they protest is when we threaten to leave...
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