Great Carnival!
Fausta | Email | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:21 pm | #

Number 3 reminds me of my misspent youth, when kids would wedge themselves inside a big laundromat dryer and go for a spin.
William Hamblen | Email | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 7:35 pm | #

#8.
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uh..a..That's all folks!
CaptDMO | Email | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 10:02 pm | #

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jimmy carter | Email | Homepage | 01.08.07 - 2:25 am | #

Doc,

Check out Davids Medienkritik for the latest on #1-some people could care less...
Looks like the Army of Davids have succeeded in winging an oponent. Keep those slingshots ready. David gives an address for defending against Gauweiler. Scroll down.
expat | Email | Homepage | 01.08.07 - 7:50 am | #

"6. Do you realize that "Annan" backwards is Nanna? Appropriate, considering his legacy. Mean-spirited? You decide." -- Dr.S.

Actually, in Hebrew his name literally means "Cloud Monkeys," (hat tip Shai ben Tekoa) from which I have attempted to construct the appropriate classification of this astoundingly banal new species, "Nephapithecus UNensis, subspecies nefariensis." Anyone familiar with the official rules of prperly applying such monikers, please feel free to correct any mistake(s) I have made.

Description: pretentious little critters, living in an atmosphere so rarified and remote from reality, and so beclouded by their own delusions as to what it is, that they go round declaiming progress (which makes them feel uncomfortable) and praise regression, because that is their natural state.
ytba | Email | Homepage | 01.08.07 - 3:26 pm | #

3. “Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level”

I actually know someone who did this as a teenager. He survived, and his hair and eyebrows eventually grew back. He was even too dumb to remove his sunglasses while peering into a dark fuel tank, so he also retained his eyesight.
Mitch | Email | Homepage | 01.08.07 - 4:12 pm | #