Screw the dry Navy. I'm tossing down some tequila while down there.
And now that you mention it - it's only meet that I do so on board!
You know, John, to have the true Navy experience, you ought to play by Navy rules...
Of course, you can also call out "splice the mainbrace" when any especially arduous work is done.
You know, like getting up in the morning, tying your shoes, spiking a gun...
I can tell this is going to be a trip for the books...
I just hope we all make it back out alive--and with all my dive gear intact. Don't worry Eagle1, we're taking real good care of her. She's coming back in style.
Yeah, well give 'em a letter of Marquee and sic 'em on pirates once they get it seaworthy - $500 an ear if accompanied with a video of the engagment and operating expenses paid.
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