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Your shit's out on the lawn and I've changed the locks, Earwax-Boy.
I hate it when they break loose and roll down your canal like a damn bowling ball and hit your eardrum. Man, that'll startle the crap out of ya.
Dude, you have to get the eardrops with the rubber bulb, and go to work. Just glopped two marble sized chunks into the sink last week. And you know what? I can hear! And my tinnitis went away! Almost as cool as popping an assboil. Not quite, but close.
Can you imagine what we're going to blogging about at 65? Creesus!
I have often pulled shocking sized lumps of wax out of my ears. Sometimes, I've done it when I didn't really even feel like there was something in my ear.
Which is worse than pulling out a huge lump of wax when you can't hear.
When you just casually put a finger in your ear and--oh my God!--pull out a clump of wax the size of a suit button, you become VERY self concious.
For days, you wonder if you have visible ear wax. You wonder if people three, four, five feet away can see wax in your ears.
Or a piece of loose wax that has dislodged itself from your ear canal and is now just sticking to and hanging off your ear lobe.
How would you know? No one would ever tell you. And you KNOW your ear is capable of that kind of output.
Don't talk to me about intelligent design.
Jeff Foxworthy has nuthin' on youse guys...
Earrhoids...I'm just sayin...
Stop! Stop! I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe!
ear boogers. My ears just itch reading about it.
The other day, it was dread hot, and the potato juice just RAN out of both kids ears. "Dammit woman!" I said, "Police that crap up. You're not a dang wolf."
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