You, you're good!
Kim | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 12:46 pm | #

... man, you nailed it... the Wife read this post and laughed until she passed out from lack of oxygen... seriously...
Eric | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 1:03 pm | #

A mind is a terrible thing ...
Bob | 02.02.06 - 1:20 pm | #

That wasn't Eric?
Contagion | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 1:29 pm | #

.. and the blade on my Recon is only four inches... sheesh...
Eric | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 1:49 pm | #

awesome!
erica | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 1:55 pm | #

Heheheh... that nailed 'em. All of them.

Most excellent job!
That 1 Guy | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 1:56 pm | #

Gawd, we all knew you had a multiple personality disorder, but this.....?!?
Gee | 02.02.06 - 1:56 pm | #

I think I'll be billing you for the bottle of Windex and the roll of paper towels needed to clean the nose-spewed Dr Pepper off of my monitor...

Excellent work!
El Capitan | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 3:26 pm | #

Holy Crap, that was great!
Bou | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 3:33 pm | #

Genius! You could hire yourself to go to parties and do blog impersonations. Don't know big the demand would be, but it is a novel idea.
Jim - PRS | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 5:07 pm | #

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! And here I thought I was a cipher. A enigma. Reckon not!
Velociman | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 8:40 pm | #

not enough dictionary needing words on vmans there, but right on with the rest! Great job!
livey | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 9:17 pm | #

Uncanny! You are goooood.
Chablis | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 10:00 pm | #

That...that was amazing. Shit, dude. You rock. I'm still doing double-takes. And Pete is still laughing.
kelley | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 10:23 pm | #

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.
phin | Homepage | 02.02.06 - 10:45 pm | #

I was choking before I got down to Rob... And now I am wiping the screen.

Fabulous!
caltechgirl | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 3:14 am | #

Oh yeah..I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying right now. EXCELLENT!
Kelly | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 5:30 am | #

That is great!
Jilly | 02.03.06 - 10:44 am | #

You nailed every single one of them! LMAO! Absolutely CLASSIC!!!!!
blondage | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 12:41 pm | #

you outdid yourself, elisson.

i swear i thought these were lifted off their archives. unreal. great job!!
shoe | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 1:54 pm | #

Nice Elisson! You do know that the next time any of those three's well runs dry, they're gonna copy and past their part of this into their own post and take all of the credit for it don't you?

BTW, those 3 knuckleheads just so happen to be the 3 I have the STD's to sometime a while back.

Good job man, I enjoyed it.
RedNeck | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 4:38 pm | #

.. I'm still glowing from recieving RedNeck's STD, by the way...
Eric | Homepage | 02.03.06 - 5:37 pm | #

Hilarious & DEAD on! Good Job!!
Cousin Marianne | 02.03.06 - 8:43 pm | #

Seriously excellent, dude.
Pedro the Ignorant | 02.04.06 - 3:37 am | #

Great post, but I think i'd let at least one "F-bomb" fly. Just Damn!
Dax Montana | Homepage | 02.04.06 - 11:41 am | #

You invited this.

Good work.
We only change when we have to change.
Like Rob is silent.

Let us make all the noise we can, while we can.
KeesKennis | Homepage | 10.11.06 - 4:42 pm | #