Colonel Sanders is the Anti-Christ -- people do terrible things to get his herbs and spices.
Bob | Homepage | 03.28.08 - 11:36 pm | #

That asshole's cousin lives here and follows me everywhere I go.
Adam Lawson | Homepage | 03.28.08 - 11:44 pm | #

You know, I'm glad to hear it's not just me. Seems like those road rules we all learned about back in the dark ages just don't apply any more. There used to be road politeness; remember when you were trying to get into traffic and someone would actually stop and let you get in front of them?
And these morons are totally oblivious to the fact that, as they go speeding along at 70 miles an hour, talking on their cell phone and fixing their hair, etc, they are in control of a 3000 lb lethal weapon! I don't sit around waxing nostalgic all the time, but sometimes I miss the days when people respected the power of their vehicles, truckers actually knew how to drive and we all drove at a more sane pace.(Except on Friday night when the guys drag raced on this 1/4 mile straightaway outside of town )
rockync | 03.29.08 - 12:54 am | #

I always hate it when I get a teenage girl behind me- they always drive waaay to close to my bumper. Kinda like I did at their age.
holder | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 6:58 am | #

I'll be switched...I wondered where my yankee neighbor was vacationing but I never figure the dumb sumbitch was in Atlanta
GUYK | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 7:07 am | #

Dood!
It's finger-lickin' good!
finger-lickin'!
Left-turnin' sh!thead | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 8:28 am | #

I can just see their new advertising slogan:
"KFC... it's to die for"
TeaFizz | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 2:32 pm | #

I hate stupid people... Glad you guys missed him!
Richmond | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 5:02 pm | #

If you still have an old tube TV in the Casa d'Elisson, turn it on and then run the tuner far up into the Channel 50-80 zone, where naught exists but endless static.

Take a good stare at that random fuzz, because that's all that exists in the brains of a significant portion of the population...

Where those of us on the top side of the intelligence bell curve have a constant internal monologue telling us to "obey traffic rules", "watch out for your fellow man", etc., that bottom 25% exists solely on luck and infernal inertia.
El Capitan | Homepage | 03.30.08 - 1:02 am | #

It depends...was there chicken pot pie involved?
Mistress of Sarcasm | 03.30.08 - 10:04 pm | #

pig fucker
Gilad Shimshon | 04.03.08 - 10:53 am | #

Gilad, how did you know what we yelled when he pulled across the street in front of us? ;o) See you next week.
SWMBO | Homepage | 04.03.08 - 5:20 pm | #