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...and everyone commented on the moustache.
In the spirit of ecumenism, Father Murphy and Rabbi Rabinowitz embrace Pastor Bobo La Nutbar, the spiritual leader of the Church of the Perpetually Silly.
. . .the obvious answer is that the proprietor looked at them and asked, "Is this some kind of joke?"
And the proprietor says, " Did you not see the sign on the door that says NO SOLICITING!
And the proprietor asks, "Who's picking up the tab?" The priest say,"I can't pay, I've taken a vow of poverty." And the rabbi says,"I have a very small synagog, on what they pay me, I can't afford to pay for extras." And the idiot in the silly hat does what he always does when he's out with these two, he pulls out his wallet...
So, a priest, a rabbi, and a retard walk into a bar...
A priest, a rabbi, and an idiot in a Silly Hat walk into the Local Bagel and Smoked Fish Emporium...
The priest says "What's with the silly hat?"
The rabbi says "It's a YAMULKE, you goyishe bastard! Maybe if you took a break from molesting kids, you'd know what these things are!"
Happy Easter, Laurence.
An Ecumenical Welcoming Committee consisting of representatives of the Episcopal Church, Conservative Judaism, and the Assembly of Local Idiots prepares to greet new American citizen Irwin the Paintner with the traditional chant:
"Gooba-gabba
Gooba-gabba
One of us!
One of us!"
The Rabbi = The Oldster
The Priest = The Newster
Elisson = The Jester
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