That was priceless!
Omnibus Driver | Homepage | 04.17.08 - 5:55 pm | #

Damn, Eric! That was awesome!

My red lacquefied tootsies sorta danced up and down upon the reading of all of those pomes.

Acidman coulda written that spoof poem.

::sigh::
Joan of Argghh! | Homepage | 04.17.08 - 8:13 pm | #

Such fine poetry!
I must get me a copy!
LOL!
Maeve | Homepage | 04.17.08 - 8:33 pm | #

"one would either go completely mad.... or would end up sitting in a room with a colander on his head writing 100 word stories...."

This is an either-or moment? Hehehe...

Well written, well read, well met (but not in Lankhmar)
G | Homepage | 04.17.08 - 8:40 pm | #

Hey, who cut one in here?
Cappy | Homepage | 04.17.08 - 9:32 pm | #

I'm thinking 'Julia' probably had B.O.
Jim - PRS | Homepage | 04.17.08 - 9:48 pm | #

"...if anyone were to read the book in its entirety, one would either go completely mad.... or would end up sitting in a room with a colander on his head writing 100 word stories...."

You speak as if those were not one and the same, my friend. Quietly, gently, put the damned book aside and back away from it, lest you end up colandered yourownself...
Winston | Homepage | 04.17.08 - 9:59 pm | #

"The lacquefaction of her toes" Heh.

I straightaway thought of Acidman.
Pedro | 04.18.08 - 12:00 am | #

Jim: Pheromones.
Rahel | Homepage | 04.18.08 - 3:11 am | #

You'll look great in a colander. I can imagine it would be especially smashing if you wear a kilt with it. I think you might look quite fierce.
Libby Spencer | Homepage | 04.18.08 - 8:30 pm | #