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Ack!
If anything will bring Vman out of hiding, this should do it!
OMG! I am not easily nauseated, but methinks I'll go throw up now...
How and why does a person get into the habit of eating their own hair? Maybe they ran out of chocolates?
... good god, man...
Are you sure 'hair pie' is the term you want your new spokesman to be advocating against?
"Hair Pie? Sank you!"
And to think I had weight loss surgery. All I had to do was look at a picture of this every day.
A truly bizarre and disturbing story which needs to be filed in the deepest, darkest archives in the blogosphere! LOL
Hakuna! Matata! SAVE ME!
"There are political blogs and religious blogs, fearlessly covering the two subjects that should never be discussed in polite company."
I thought they were the same thing; both involve a baseless belief system that is accepted on faith alone, and both claim to make your life better.
As to that mega hairball, what the hell kind of person eats hair? Hair has got to be one of the most unhygienic things there is to put in your mouth. The thought of eating hair is bad enough, but the sight of that big clump is one of the most disgusting things I've seen in a while.
Why, Hashem, WHY, did I pick NOW, to sit in front of the computer with my toikey on whole grain bread sammitch to finally read this post?
Once my food has been long digested, then, maybe, will I come back to read the rest. I just couldn't get through it all without gagging.
Have a look at this freakshow.
Oh good GRIEF! :^0
Elisson, someone apparently um...
"beat" you to it.
So to speak.
O pfftt! I meant to post that to the comments on this thread.
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Damn. Those hemostats got me to thinking, too: we should smoke that thing.
Nice.
As to V-man's suggestion, we all know how singed hair smells a bit like fritos. I wonder if it would taste the same...
Either way, I'm thinking, here there be serious fumes.
The whole story is a cover-up. Fact is, she was deepthroating Snuffleupagus and it all went horribly wrong.
"...deepthroating Snuffleupagus..."
Now, that right there would be a great Blog Name.
There's nothing like a good hairball story to get me back on the sunny side.
A very wise man once said to me:
The internet is great, because it has all the information you could ever want or need.
It is horrible, also, becuase it has all the information you could never want or need.
Somebody ate somebody else's dog...
Sam... Stretch still present and accounted for?
OH! MY! GAWD!
[retching]
Okay, okay! I won't complain about colanders EVER again. Post all you want about cigars and brandy and other items quite unfamiliar to me; I'll be grateful.
But an enormous stomach-shaped hairball? [shudder] I don't get grossed-out easily, being a mother three-times-over, but that's just awful.
So just out of curiosity, anyone ever develop a humongous hairball from having too much bearded clam?
Well, goddamit, someone had to say it!
I've been witholding comment until I could get my gag reflex under control, but has anyone considered the possibility that the surgeons might have accidentally aborted a fetus here by raiding the womb instead of the stomach?
It looks like she might have been having Cousin Itt's love child!
It's always good to find a fellow bezoar lover! I work at the National Museum of Health and Medicine in Washington, DC. We have 3 human trichobezoars (hairballs) and 4 veterinary specimens in our collections. One of the human hairballs is permanently on display.
April 27 is National Hairball Awareness Day. We'll be celebrating with a special display of some of our animal bezoars as well as one of our other human bezoars. We also have a virtual exhibit about bezoars on our website at http://www.nmhm.washingtondc.mus...l/
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