My suggestions:

Varietal McPan

Lunchbox McPan

Nannay-Nanny Boo-Boo McPan

Wall Street McPan

BlackBerry McPan

Luscious Jackson McPan
TP | Homepage | 04.29.05 - 5:19 pm | #

I'm pretty partial to Lunchbox. I'll bring it up later tonight.
E. McPan | Homepage | 04.29.05 - 9:17 pm | #

What about Milbarge McPan? Oops...Milbar[]e McPan? Of course, you've probably got some rule against alliteration too.
Milbarge | Homepage | 04.29.05 - 10:09 pm | #

Lunchbox is a great name! You could name a whole litter of kids accordingly:

Lunchbox McPan

Brown Bag McPan

Juicebox McPan

Stringcheese Mcpan

and my favorite...
Twinkie McPan
Rowdy Theologian | Homepage | 04.30.05 - 10:39 am | #

At least you didn't say Banana. Because that would be the ultimate terrible thing.
E. McPan | Homepage | 04.30.05 - 10:19 pm | #