Hello...Newman

Stop tailgating!


I had to tailgate so I could lift my shirt and get some beads.


When I was at Mardi Gras one year, we had some expensive electric beads. My friend would offer them, and after the women did their thing, we would just turn around and run...


My worst Mardi Gras experience - a man at a Mardi Gras party I attended bragged that he was wearing adult diapers so he could drink more beer without having to miss any of the parade for potty breaks. And darn it that he didn't ask me out!


Gravatar Is that a Waffle House up there to the left? I'm jealous. My town has none.


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