//He stole two RBI from the Doofus//
That's so funny. A good SoxFriend and I call Manny "Doof" as an affectionate nickname. Looks like we're not the only ones.
Actually, I think we've lost the last 4 opening days - someone check this? Our ace will return and all will be in balance again. Wells got rattled by the old crowd - he needs some boo-aversion therapy and a start in Fenway where every cheers him and razzes the Giambaby. Yogi Berra's ancient arm was more convincing.
Now please, infant mine, can I be the Maternal Entity instead of the Maternal Unit? People might think I'm related to that other Unit, possibly even (urk, splutter, thpthpt) romantically.
I am not unitary. Like the Force, I am everywhere and all-pervasive. (Or so I try to convince my children.)
Last 4 Opening Days. Yup. Lost 'em all. And the Yanks haven't won a WS since then which...surely means something in the greater cosmic sense?
Good on ya for sharing a room with a Yankee fan. I can't do it. Even now. I lived with one in college and though, all evidence to the contrary, she is a lovely person in all other respects, she soured me on cohabitation or even co-occupation of a room with a Yankee fan. Their mere presence makes my blood boil. Perhaps I should seek professional help.
Nah Kristen, that's just a natural biological reaction.
What?! No mention of Tino and his stellar play?! Honestly! It's a thing of beauty.
...And the play was neat, too.
(Was that the first game? or the second? I can't recall - all those victories run together, you know! :P)
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