Definitely no cookies for anybody. And it's Passover, so Theo can't eat cookies, so that should be reason enough anyhow.
Award them all what M*A*S*H's Col. Potter used to refer to as "Meadow Muffins."
Shaving cream pies right in the kisser, however...those they can have. But it has the be the kind of shaving cream that stings and smells too strongly. Because in my infinite fairness, I want them all feeling like I was after what they put me through last night. Bastids...
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