Mr. Barry Campbell
Manhattan
New York, NY

Mr. Campbell,

Hey Sugar Daddy! Thanks for your most recent communication regarding H.R. 810, the immoral and unethical bill to provide immoral and unethical usage of thingy's that were created for immoral and unethical purposes in order to attempt to save the lives if citizens who are quite possibl immoral and unethical.

I will be sure to consider the salient points you have made regarding the subject of your communication at which time I will then decide for myself what I am a-gonna do.

As always, thank you for you unwavering support of me, my Dad, my Mom and the rest of the clan.

God Bless the United States of America!

Sincerely,

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John V. | 07.19.06 - 8:08 am | #

OK that letter above is SO fake. There's no possible way it could be from The Decider in Chief if for no other reason than the use of the word "salient". Also the punctuation is too good. And the use of the coloquial contraction "a-gonna" although a nice attempt at convincing us otherwise, proves that the entire letter clearly originates from someone with an actual brain in his or her head.

Barry on a side note, it's really sweet to see that you still harbor some sense that Andrea Merkels new massage therapist actually gives a fuck what any citizen of this country thinks. Sweet but ultimately misguided.
c scott smith | Homepage | 07.19.06 - 1:09 pm | #

GW is a scientific illiterate. Too bad.
Sissy Willis | Homepage | 07.19.06 - 3:33 pm | #

Scott, he clearly cares about what the people he's pandering to think.

And Sissy, you're right, although you misspelled "goddamned idiot."
Barry Campbell | Homepage | 07.20.06 - 8:15 am | #