the unfortunately unspoken coda to this conversation:
[nb: unquoted = eq. quoted = fernando]
'well, to hell with it, i say. keep drinking.'
oh yeah? why?
'oh, no reason, really. i just like it when you're drunk. and totally uninhibited...' (drums tented fingers, ala mr. burns)
dude. i. do. not. want. kids.
EVER.
everyone says 'oh when you meet the right guy' or 'oh you'll grow out of it' 'oh oh oh' bleh. i haven't "grown out of it" since i realized that i don't want kids anywhere near me, much less coming out of my vagina, when i was in grade school. every time a married friend (or unmarried friend - gah!) starts talking about how they bought a particular thing because it'll be good for their (future) kids i want to scream and run away.
as a corollary, i also hate how dogs are like the 'practice kids' and how dog owners treat dogs like they're very special children - when they dress them up in clothes, THAT is the worst. how old are these people?? five?
I have a friend who cuddles her dog and kisses it all the time like it is a child, or worse... a boyfriend. I told her that her new years resolution should be to stop making out with the dog (benny) and start making out with real boys. She seemed kinda offended.
I don't have a list and I don't know that I am on anyone's list. I do want to have children, but I am not insane about it.
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