i think this should be considered a avalid part of something like the patriot act.
sabrina_c | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 7:20 pm | #

Scurvy is a dealbreaker, mos def.
jimh | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 8:01 pm | #

you forgot "because you listen to too much drum n' bass"
the pants | Homepage | 11.17.06 - 11:16 pm | #

hahahaha i forgot 'because you listen to ENTIRELY too much drum n bass.' thanks for remembering.
erin | Homepage | 11.18.06 - 3:03 am | #

you also forgot the following:

because you give me the thumbs up sign

because you high five me after sex

because you refuse to take off your shirt during sex

because you suck at life
et | 11.19.06 - 12:55 am | #

that's a harsh list

though obviously, cats, fuck that
ned | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 6:44 am | #

i always like high fiving after sex
sabrina_c | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 2:33 pm | #

Because your links suck.
Asshole | 11.19.06 - 2:42 pm | #

i was good to you. you flaked. the end.
you know who | 11.19.06 - 4:23 pm | #

uh i pretty much wish someone would high five me. wait unless by high five you mean HIGH FIVE LIKE HIV.
erin | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 4:38 pm | #

'because you want to close blinds while fucking when window faces brick wall'

's a keeper
dislocator | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 12:50 am | #

hey, you forgot, BECAUSE YOU HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND IF I WANTED TO HAVE SEX0R WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT I WOULD SHOVEL PUDDING INTO MY CUNT.
sabrina_c | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 12:14 pm | #

HI-V, hahaha.
Ajax | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 3:35 pm | #

hahahhahahahha pudding!
et | 11.20.06 - 7:03 pm | #

How about "because I passed out while you were going down on me"?
Roonie | Homepage | 11.21.06 - 2:49 pm | #

Because you are too old. and a Homie G
DJP | 11.21.06 - 9:53 pm | #

From that list I think you would have broken up with me a few times.
jimh | Homepage | 11.22.06 - 4:04 pm | #

Also, you have an exercize ball
DJP | 11.23.06 - 3:29 pm | #