Now I'm a little freaked out that Palin's gonna crack open the surface of the Earth with an enormous oyster fork and suck out the salty, molten core.
Wow. That sounds a little dirtier than I'd intended. Well, c'est la vie!
Actually, I think Hustler already made that video.
The "Executive Column" announcement reads like I'm talking to my cat.
Yeah, I caught that "literally" thing too, when I first read it.
But you're wrong about the stars. The "i's" are dotted with little hearts.
I had a friend once who used to say, in relating something that mortified her: "I literally died." I had to re-evaluate our friendship.
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