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$\"Gravatar\"$ Now I'm a little freaked out that Palin's gonna crack open the surface of the Earth with an enormous oyster fork and suck out the salty, molten core.

Wow. That sounds a little dirtier than I'd intended. Well, c'est la vie!
Aaron | Homepage | 07.05.09 - 2:17 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Actually, I think Hustler already made that video.
Murderface | Homepage | 07.05.09 - 2:36 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ The \"Executive Column\" announcement reads like I'm talking to my cat.
Sator Arepo | Homepage | 07.05.09 - 10:32 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Yeah, I caught that \"literally\" thing too, when I first read it.

But you're wrong about the stars. The \"i's\" are dotted with little hearts.
Catboxer | Homepage | 07.08.09 - 10:52 am | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ I had a friend once who used to say, in relating something that mortified her: \"I literally died.\" I had to re-evaluate our friendship.
Terry Murray | Homepage | 07.20.09 - 1:19 pm | #

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