Sorry, Fits, on this one you weren't tough enough.

The person who saw a nail gun and reported and AK-47 with a "banana clip" should be prosecuted for Making a False Police Report. Just as one is supposed to be capable of noting the difference between a rowboat and an ocean liner, one should be expected to know the difference between a common framer's tool and a common rifle.

The fact that said soccer mom was instructed at some point to yell "Eeeeek, a gun" whenever she thought she saw one is no more of an excuse than someone from Kansas might have for failing the boat example above because they are so far from the ocean.
Rivrdog | Homepage | 07.19.08 - 1:31 am | #