I request something on robotic monkeys and their place in civilized society.

robotic monkeys

Also, please educate men on the importance of creating and maintaining a six-pack.

the importance of abs

Thank you for your thoughtful consideration of my requests, and thanks for all the hours of entertainment you provide.
thehotlibrarian | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 1:20 pm | #

I have a (somewhat) well paying job primarily so that I can not have a six-pack and still pick up women. The perverse thing is that I would rather work 10 hours a day at making money than 6 minutes a day on having a six-pack.
lionel.hutz | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 1:46 pm | #

Lionel - do you at least have a robotic monkey? It sounds like you could well afford one. I might be able to excuse the lack o' abs if you did.
thehotlibrarian | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 2:03 pm | #

I'll work on it . . .
lionel.hutz | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 2:15 pm | #

I want to hear about Fitz and Milbarge law school hijinks.
Energy Spatula | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 2:19 pm | #

Every day was like an episode of Perfect Strangers. I'll see what I can dredge up from the ol' memory banks.
Fitz-Hume | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 2:47 pm | #

Perfect Strangers, *snicker*.

I'd like to hear more about what FH actually wants to do (as opposed to practicing law in his current capacity).
TP | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 2:58 pm | #

Yeah, and guess which one of us was Balki.
Milbarge | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 3:11 pm | #

Fitz wants to fly fish for a living. And he may get his chance if I move to Portland next year.

Somebody tell thehotlibrarian that I have not only a well-paying job, but also six-pack abs. But she'd better hurry; I'm well on my way to drinking at least four of them.

robotic monkeys? is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Colonel Rhombus | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 3:25 pm | #

You can't drink six-pack abs, Colonel. But you can LICK them, and I don't even use my robotic monkey to do that. I like the personal touch.
thehotlibrarian | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 3:57 pm | #

Portland wouldn't be so bad except for all the dried up old hippies.
Fitz-Hume | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 5:33 pm | #

Lionel, so you can't spare six minutes? Good news, they've got Six Second Abs now.

I requested a long time ago in another galaxy that Fitz write about France. *ahem* Until that request is fulfilled, I will not make a new one.
E. McPan | Email | Homepage | 12.17.04 - 5:49 pm | #