Beg Your Own Question Here
Fitz-Hume, I think you should have an advice column. Maybe you could answer my concerns about giblet poisoning.
Allison,
My advice = there are more effective ways to poison someone than with giblets. 
An advice column? I guess I could do that. We could call it "Do as I say, not as I do."
1. Discuss why Calvin & Hobbes is the greatest comic strip of all time.
(Advance preemption of Centinel): you know I love Bloom County. Bloom County is prolly the funniest comic strip of all time. But it's not the overall best.
2. Discuss your thoughts on chillens. Want some? 8? None? Why or why not?
You are a vexing son of a gun, TP. Number 1 is outside my area of expertise. Frankly, so is number 2.
Alrighty:
Explain the phenomenon of Texas wildflowers to those who don't have the privilege of living in the greatest nation --err-- state in the world. 
I love posts about Texas. Looking forward to hearing about the wildflowers and anything else you can tell us about Texas.
Tell us what happened to the Russian. Is she off on some covert operation, or is there some kind of BTQ curse going on where bloggers temporarily loose their ability to blog?
Or, tell us about your favorite vacation or your fav place to go on vacation.
Do a Vegas-style odds breakdown of some of your favorite childless bloggers and the likelihood of them having a kid first amongst the group.
Does that even make sense?
I need sleep.
Or post your best story from your days as the hunting guide guy.
TP--Agreed on the Calvin and Hobbes v. Bloom County. Are you a fan of Get Fuzzy?
Not familiar with it, Soup.
I think it would be right up your alley, actually. It's kind of like Bloom County in that it's funnier once you are familiar with the characters (though, clearly, it doesn't have anything that compares with Bill the Cat). It's drawn by Darby Conley. You should check it out.
TP: Obviously, you've never clicked on my blog-title banner.
I planted some wildflowers for my wife in a 8'X6' sunny patch of land on my gated patio. I have been watering them twice a day and generally showing them love. They were about a week away from blooming, then yesterday the @#$% landscape crew for the building walked into the patio area and put a weedeater to them. I'm still a bit pissed.
Soup, C:
I'll check it out, definitely. BTW, C, I have clicked on your banner, but seeing as how I'd never heard of the strip before today, I probably didn't pay too much attention to it.
That's staggering about the wildflowers, C. I think it's generally a misdemeanor to pick wildflowers on certain public lands (medians of some state highways, for example).
Calvin and Hobbes rules.
1. Name the celebrities you think are most likely to pose in Playboy and why.
2. Discuss who has the hottest women. Sports? Music? TV? Movies? Other?
3. Provide pictures of all hot women discussed to Milbarge so he can post them over at the Daycare.
Montana Boy wins.
Whatever happened to your song/blog project?
how about your favorite tv show when you were a kid, and why hasn't it been remade into a movie, or if it has, how was that movie, or maybe it shouldn't be remade at all?
I like the Google search posts...what can I say? I requested once before crazy law school stories, and then you said there weren't any, and then last week Milby said there were enough that he wanted to make a sitcome out of it. So, why don't you write about which one of you is a huge liar? Or, you and Centinel need to spill the beans...or maybe Milby does.
Spats, I probably took a little of what they call "creative license." I guess what I mean is that someone could make a sitcom out of law school, and use some of the characters we knew as types for the show. But I don't think there were a lot of typical sitcom-style adventures back then -- no Alex P. Keaton asking two girls to the Law Prom, for example.
That said, I will look back through the yearbook and see what I can come up with.
I'd like an analysis of why Gargamel always wanted to kill The Smurfs. Was for food? Was it out of hatred? Did he want the secret of the Smurf Berries? I'd like to hear your thoughts.
Gargamel needed a specific number of Smurfs for his alchemy. I forget the number, but he always came up a couple short and had to leave the ones he had captured in a cage, from which they always escaped, much to the dismay of Azreal the Cat. But I digress. My point: Gargamel needed X number of Smurfs in order to make gold.
Are we to glean the Friday Spies questions from this comment box?
I guess so. Milbs was supposed to handle the questions this week, but I guess I'll have to do it. Give me a couple of minutes.
My old partner (from my previous firm) would like you. He used to tell us that if someone dropped the ball we should pick it up.
Uh, no offense Milbarge
Fitz,
What is it with lawyers and blogs? It seems like every blog I read is written by a lawyer or a law student. Do you have an explanation for this phenomenon?
We are verbose. And lame.
What he said. Oh, and we like to hear ourselves talk and we assume others want to hear it too.
And self-deprecating? My money was on the liking to hear yourselves talk thing.
No, no self-deprecation there. I was completely serious on the hearing ourselves talk thing.
Actually I was mostly referring to Soup's "and lame" comment.
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