Answer to bonus question: Pay her more, and let her out of Milbarge's basement. These shackles are painful and not conducive to typing.
Nataliya | Email | Homepage | 06.17.05 - 1:28 pm | #

I think #2's logical equivalent would have been better phrased as: "Who will marry (Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt) first, (Nicole Kidman or Katie Holmes/Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston)." The race goes not the swift or the strong, but to the one who already won it.
Dylan | Email | Homepage | 06.17.05 - 2:12 pm | #

I'd ask the Marines to mount a rescue operation, but they're tied up right now in a little place I like to call Iraq.
Fitz-Hume | Email | Homepage | 06.17.05 - 2:32 pm | #

I'm going to wait on the Angelina Jolie/Katie Holmes relationship. Now there's a honeymoon video I would pay to download.
Sebastian Haff | Email | Homepage | 06.17.05 - 2:51 pm | #

. . . as opposed to most of the videos they are currenly in.
Centinel | Email | Homepage | 06.17.05 - 5:07 pm | #

1. tomkat, meow!
janie q | Email | Homepage | 06.17.05 - 7:59 pm | #