Comments Lounge
And also to see where the comments go.
At the risk of looking like I'm talking to myself, I'm going to play around with the comments section for a minute here. It has also just occured to me that we may see some visits here from Steve, in the future, as he may like to clear up any rumors about himself that have sprung up as a result of this blog. Like the one where he is believed to be talkative and hyper, especially late at night when his wife is trying to sleep.
Uh-oh. Steve is on to the rumors! Yikes. Should I duck and hide? Or try to bribe him (or you) with some of the frog soup that I am going to make (really! I promise!) this weekend.
You should bribe him. Definitely.
YAY Comments! (Kari- you need to do this too!) YAY more blogs to read when I'm supposed to be working.
Just YAY.
The recent audio blog was excellent, except that I too am getting Jesus a camera for Xmas. Please advise.
What???!!! You're making soup out of frog? That's not cool! And bribery is a good thing.
i've been told by jesus himself that if you're going to get him a camera, make it digital.
comments ! yay!
Woooohooooooooo! I'm so glad there are comments now! :D
I'm getting Jesus some rolling skates -- old-school. Does anyone know his size?
I always pictured him as more of an ice-skater, to be honest. Are you sure you're making the right decision??
Wait - the kind of rollerskates you strap right on to the shoes, or the ones you rent at the roller rink? It's definitely rollerskates, because the long robes would get in the way of doing a triple axle.
And Mykull is right - digital cameras for Jesus, but NOT digital watches.
he does like glow-in-the-dark watches, however.
I'm so glad you have comments now! I've been itching to make them since I found you via Mykull!
(I'm a compulsive commenter, so watch out)
DUDE.
That is EXACTLY how I sound when I talk to small people. People are always telling me not to use big words like "profound" or be sardonic, but I just can't stop.
Seriously, that was creepy. In a good way. Count yourself lucky that you don't have my tiny little-girl voice, though. 
I can't think of anything to say but I wanted to be in the comments section.
I waited for forty-five minutes in a coffee shop today to meet flea. But I had the wrong day. So then I went Christmas shopping. The end.
Yay! I've been wanting to add my 2p in every day. And now I can! YYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
We can comment?? You're in for it now, LA! You'll never have any time between blogging, reading the responses and surfing the boards.
Hey, Leigh Anne, what's a good gift for a brand-new mom (speaking of presents)? My best friend's in Minnesota, worn out from breast-feeding and sleeping on the couch with the baby on her stomach so she can try to get six hours at a time once in a while. She sounds sort of overwhelmed. Should I get her a mommie thing or something non-mommie? I'm thinking a mommie thing would be nice if I could find something that would make her life easier in some way; OTOH do you think she would rather a present that doesn't say "your identity now is completely child-related"? She's the first of my friends to have a baby. I'm at a loss. Uh, also, sorry for the REALLY long comment. :o
I love the way your blog ads on top are about snoring problems! Irony, anyone?
Ech.
Will you put me on your links list/may I put you on mine?
Ice skating? Oh my. Well, I'm definitely going to get Jesus rollerskates, but ice skates are a great idea for anyone else who may be stumped.
I'm getting the ones like they had at the rollerrink when I was a kid -- real ones!
I'm not Flea (nor am I Leigh Anne), but I like to give people something baby-related AND something not baby-related if I can. I never had enough onesies when my kids were little, so that's what I like to give. If you want to spend this much, I think a massage is a great gift. If you are local, massage + babysitting offer for massage hour is perfect. Massages are good because they are short enough for nursing moms to sneak out for one usually.
Cool, you can even link to a specific comment! Blogs are so cool these days.
Leigh Anne - I believe you know my sister Kari. I found you through her site, and now read daily. It's frighteningly exciting that you now have comments.
You and I have the same name, spelled differently. Is that as much fun for you as it is for me?
Grace - Sure! I'll link you, but it will have to wait until my next round of template tinkering, and who knows when that will be?
Morrigan - seriously, if you could find someone to go over there and clean her house for her, that would be the best thing you could give her.
Lee Ann - As long as you're spelling it differently, it's okay. I have to admit I'm annoyed that our name has been taken over by crappy female country singers, but I suppose I'll get over it.
Mykull - No.
AND DAMMIT EISBAER TOOK MY LATEST BLOG ENTRY. One more spoiler like that, missy, and I'm dismantling my comments section!
Flea is my nickname, too. Laura Lee...Laura Flea...My sister says it's also my stripper name. By the way, I was going to get Jesus a nonstick frying pan for Christmas.
I've decided to get him one of those portable car vacuums, although I was torn between that and the Land's End reindeer sweater, I must admit.
To be clear: these our presents for Our Lord, not my pregnant friend. For her I'm leaning toward massage (thanks, Tishie!) or similar.
So what's the list so far for Jesus?
Watch
Old School rollerskates
Digital Camera
Teflon Pan
Dirt Devil
Wow. That's a pretty flimsy list for the son of God. Of course, I don't see God kicking back any presents to Jesus here. What's up with that?
sorry flea! well it would have been an embarassing entry, so I'm glad I owned up to it first. :p I'll try to be prompt and arrive on the correct day of the week the next time we meet up and you can write about how dashing I am then. :D
A massage would be way cool. I also love the cleaning idea.
hey hey the Ms. gang's all here, this is so neato.
All this time, I thought you did not have comments because you did not want to hear what we would say in response to your blog.
Strap on your seatbelt and return your tray table to its upright position, because you are in for a wild ride. I have a feeling that the comments will be flying fast and furious.
Hi Jeff -
Nope, just really, really computer illiterate. Hey, now that you're here, that brings the total of men who read this blog up to, uh, five. I think. Nice to see you!
my dear flea anne, this comment section is lovely.
how sad I was to find it already contains blasphemy.
everyone knows you can do axels on roller, as well as ice, skates. if the robes of the Son of God are too long for one, they're too long for the other. Personally, I hope Jesus cuts his to Olympic women's ice-dancing length.
HI, eisbaer!
Hello, funnie.
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say how sorry we are to have offended you. I do see your point of trimming the robes to meet Olympic requirements. Do you think sequins will be necessary? I'm not sure he will be performing under spotlights, so I hesitate to recommend anything too eye-catching.
hee hee.
Judging by the pictures, Jesus often generates his own light source, so I doubt a spotlight is necessary.
I'm getting him scissors and hem tape for Christmas!
I picture him in something backless, spinning beautifully on ice. Gotta have sequins, though. "Sequins." "Jesus." They just sound good together.
Mmmmmmm. I worry about back hair...
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