So sad! It's terrible when people don't know how to spell.
pinky | Homepage | 12.12.03 - 11:47 am | #

Flea I wish you would have asked my permission before you shared one of my letters publicly.

:p
eisbaer | 12.12.03 - 1:03 pm | #

Yeah, I don't get what's with you and the belly dancers.
flea | Homepage | 12.12.03 - 1:20 pm | #

My handwriting sucks, and I sealed the envelope on a quick note to you only a moment ago. Shall I still send it, or do I need to open the damn thing and type it so as not to appear in your blog?
frog | 12.12.03 - 2:44 pm | #

Frog, for the third and final time, we do not carry "Walt Disney's Secret Videos", so please stop sending me letters.
flea | Homepage | 12.12.03 - 3:29 pm | #

FINE!

Also, you have a hinky link to the plooble letter.
frog | 12.12.03 - 3:37 pm | #

*sadly rips up incoherent letter written on free notepad from Blizzard games*

*wonders if should admit to writing belly dancers letter, or if should simply let eisbaer take the blame*
Morrigan | 12.12.03 - 5:49 pm | #

Wait, Morrigan, would that be Blizzard North (where I have an artist buddy) or Blizzard South?

And where can I get a dolphin shaped like a dildo?
limpet | 12.12.03 - 6:55 pm | #

Fixed the Plooble link.

We actually do carry 3 vibrators with dolphins on them. It seems to be a popular theme for whatever reason, although not as popular as rabbits.
flea | Homepage | 12.12.03 - 8:35 pm | #

do you have any dildoes shaped like porcupines? it's for a present for plooble.
myküll | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 8:35 pm | #

Did I mention this is the best comments section in town? I'm never leaving.
pinky | Homepage | 12.13.03 - 9:28 pm | #

I still didn't get my order. And the charge is on my credit card.
Jeff | 12.14.03 - 6:58 am | #

I got Jeff's order. I didn't know you carried *that*.
frog | 12.15.03 - 10:59 am | #

Mykull - No porcupine, sadly. But I *do* have, in addition to rabbits and dolphins: worms, koala bears, moles, and kangaroos. And fish. Koi, to be precise.

Pinky - that's because I seem to attract people like myself. We all think we're *hilarious*.
flea | Homepage | 12.15.03 - 12:35 pm | #

A dolphin shaped like a dildo would have to turn its neck at an awful angle in order to breathe!

...

Wait for it...
Tishie | 12.16.03 - 1:17 am | #

Blowhole?
flea | Homepage | 12.16.03 - 11:32 am | #

I am such a child.
Tishie | 12.16.03 - 1:44 pm | #