Brilliant solution!

Which once again proves why they say necessity is the *mother* of invention and not father. My pet theory is that women were actually the great tool makers that propelled humanity's evolution. Give me a box wrapped in packing tape and I'll have it open in 5 seconds using whatever pointy object is at hand while my hubby spends an hour wandering around the house saying "where are those orange-hangled scissors??"
Kelli | 12.19.03 - 7:34 pm | #

you should apply for a patent for dual cock ring/ponytail holders.
myküll | Homepage | 12.19.03 - 8:43 pm | #

I just snorted my evening libation at the computer screen, Flea. If it's round and has a ponytail sized hole....
Shakti | 12.19.03 - 11:11 pm | #

That means that your blue hair Scünci may be pulling double-duty with some male retail shopper who found it on the ground and figured he had just found the motherload of discarded sex shop accessories.

(BTW, are "blue hair" Scünci's actually pony-tail holders for elderly people? Or are they Scünci's for gutter punkers with blue hair?)
Jeff | 12.20.03 - 7:46 am | #

Ladybug wanted to know what I was laughing at. She now wants to know if anyone noticed. Did they?
limpet | 12.21.03 - 1:22 am | #

If they did, they didn't say anything. I think with this sort of thing, context is everything. Around the penis, it's a cock ring, around a ponytail, it's just a strip of black leather.
flea | Homepage | 12.21.03 - 9:48 am | #

Haha, i'd better buy some of those. My hair is pretty much untameable, so maybe a cock ring is what i need.
Nella | 12.23.03 - 10:16 am | #