When someone gives me a rule that I wasn't expecting or that I don't think makes sense, I immediately want to break it.
limpet | 12.23.03 - 6:53 pm | #

where's the Cheetos?
Kelli | 12.23.03 - 7:13 pm | #

*sssssssssss* *cough*
hee hee! That conversation between Alex and Christopher was SO FUNNY!! [falls on floor laughing]

here are the cheetos, Kelli, I'll open the McCain Deep'n'Delicious....*drool*
Jake | 12.24.03 - 1:08 pm | #

Merry Christmas to you, to your family, and to all your readers!
Sharon | Homepage | 12.25.03 - 10:26 am | #

Happy Boxing Day Flea!
m | Homepage | 12.26.03 - 1:46 pm | #

New layout or is it that I'm using a new browser? Its harder to read in any case. :-(
limpet | 12.27.03 - 12:02 am | #

While I love the humor evidenced by my readers, I must insist that the level of wit be maintained at a notch or two above cheap sexism and gratuitous mother-in-law jokes. If you'd like to raise the caliber of your mother-in-law bashing, please check the November archives for Tina's winning entry in the "My Mother-In-Law Is Worse Than Yours" contest.

Thank you,

Leigh Anne

Edited By Siteowner
Jeff | 12.27.03 - 10:24 pm | #

Limpet, it must be your browser, because it looks the same to me.

Happy holidays all!
Tishie | 12.28.03 - 1:07 pm | #

there shall be more cookies. for everyone. in all the jars.
witold | Homepage | 12.28.03 - 7:54 pm | #

i'm confused?
eisbaer | 12.28.03 - 8:26 pm | #

No prob. I will just stay away.
Jeff | 12.29.03 - 8:56 pm | #

Okay, who gave flea permission to go on vacation *this* long? She's not getting a Christmas bonus.
eisbaer | 12.30.03 - 5:59 pm | #

I know what you mean.

*checks watch*
*considers tapping foot impatiently*
maggie | 12.30.03 - 8:22 pm | #

Happy New Year. I adore you. You are beautiful.
chasmyn | Homepage | 12.31.03 - 10:12 am | #

I didn't want to do this, but your prolonger absence is leaving me no alternative.. (see the things we do to amuse ourselves when you're gone, Flea??!)

"There once was a woman named Leigh
Whose nickname by chance became Flea.
Novel toys did she sell
To help women feel swell
See the Big O’s not hyperbole!"

Heh. Beat that!
Kelli | 12.31.03 - 3:54 pm | #

Dammit now I can't stop:

"There once was a woman named Flea
Whose blog was so funny you’d pee
She went away for awhile
Leaving sad fans by the mile
Writing limericks under a tree"
Kelli | 12.31.03 - 4:00 pm | #

Aaaargh! Someone help me, I can't stop!!

"There once was a woman named Flea
Who sold toys that set women free
The Rabbit’s the best
Just give it a test
But don’t return it after to me!"
Kelli | 12.31.03 - 4:05 pm | #

There once was a woman named Kelli
Who gave me such pains in my belly
Coz I laughed so hard
That my feminine lard
Turned into a banana jelly!

Hah! Top that!
echidne | Homepage | 01.01.04 - 10:35 pm | #

"cheap sexism"

Is there any other kind? Bwaha!
Trish Wilson | Homepage | 01.02.04 - 10:43 am | #

Enough is enough, Flea. I need my wit fix! Come back and be poignant, dammit!!
Siobhan | 01.02.04 - 4:13 pm | #

What? Flea's poignant again? I thought they weren't trying to have a third kid for a little while yet....
maggie | 01.02.04 - 6:36 pm | #

Hogmanay Greetings from Scotland flea!
m | Homepage | 01.03.04 - 6:28 am | #

The English word "insolence" works well, although "hubris" can usually suffice.

The Russian construction "da net", literally "yes no", is the perfect answer to "Have you stopped beating your kids?".

Languages involve not merely different words, but different mental constructs.
Bryan | 01.03.04 - 12:52 pm | #

what was that big word again, hubris?
eisbaer | 01.03.04 - 1:12 pm | #

Well the word ie very useful indeed but naglost' is noun and if you want to say that someone has this demerits you shold use adjective for masculine it's nágluj for feminine it's náglaja and for plural - nagluje. So " who are nagluje".
Bises
PilGrim1987 | 05.25.05 - 2:57 pm | #