flea, the knitting-porn connection is a lot stronger than the "willie warmer" -- some enterprising knitters have gone on to make anatomically correct uteri and vulvas out of yarn!

Some are cute and some are just... weird.

Rana
. | 06.16.04 - 7:31 pm | #

I think I need to clarify - it isn't actually a DIY knitting project, it's actually an erotica story that blends sex and knitting.
flea | Homepage | 06.16.04 - 7:39 pm | #

Ooo, you make me want to go out and buy it! Speaking as a knitting fanatic, yes, I am satisfied now.
Trope | Homepage | 06.16.04 - 7:48 pm | #

I knew it!
flea | Homepage | 06.16.04 - 8:12 pm | #

The pickle relish was closer to a very unnatural looking kelly green when I last ate there, than it was to chartreuse.
lee | 06.17.04 - 3:32 am | #

It wasn't exactly chartreuse, but it wasn't exactly kelly green either. It was somewhere in between the two, some sort of green I was unable to identify, but definitely, disturbingly neon.
flea | Homepage | 06.17.04 - 6:23 am | #

The Melanie Griffith website is the worst--I'm not sure anything can ever top it...even that awful Star Jones thing. Really. MG is beyond anything I could have ever ever ever imagined.
momofcrazedboy | 06.17.04 - 11:14 am | #

I don't think there is enough therapy in the world to help me get over the trama of seeing Melanie Griffith... she and her Avalon Garden crap are much more horrific than any blending Star and her man are doing.
Jenn | 06.17.04 - 11:31 am | #

Ah. I don't know whether I want my mind to go there or not!

Rana
. | 06.17.04 - 2:11 pm | #

Too funny! You always make me laugh.
Tiff | Homepage | 06.17.04 - 2:44 pm | #

Hey, flea, I found you via a link at squid's blog.
THe Melanie and Star websites are wonderfully bad. Perfect for ambushing unsuspecting friends who enjoy a good laugh.
Lea Hernandez | Homepage | 06.18.04 - 10:39 am | #

Thanks, Lea!

Your web site kicks ass!
flea | Homepage | 06.18.04 - 4:39 pm | #

Thanks, flea!
Lea Hernandez | Homepage | 06.18.04 - 10:19 pm | #

Oh, Flea, it's worse than that. I didn't just find Ouchy- we know people in common.

Someday, I swear, we're moving to Cleveland.
Andrea | Homepage | 06.18.04 - 11:54 pm | #

Oh my God, that's hilarious!
flea | Homepage | 06.19.04 - 7:16 am | #

forget star jones. check out chipper jones' website. horrible. i write a post about it. i believe the quote is "what a cock."
jocelyn | Homepage | 06.21.04 - 11:13 am | #