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Bwahahahahaha! I hate to even ask why you know they will be getting fucked in the ass. Teehee
Because their wives tell me that's what they're shopping for. I get to hear everything. Or *have* to hear everything, as the case may be.
As long as I don't have to know that it's what *my* dad is getting, I'm fine with it. 
Girls can do that to boys?
Yep. They can. And it's *great.*
Butt-fucking, its an equal opportunity activity.
Just a question of whether you're trying to get direct prostate stimulation or indirect g-spot stimulation.
(though I've not yet gotten as much opportunity to go there with the boys as I'd like)
Wow, and to think I got my husband a drill that, well, just drills!
Well, Lea, the good thing about drills are all those attachments...
From now on I will be directing all questions in the Comments Lounge regarding buttfuckery to Limpet.
But limpet completely failed to mention the whole outside of the anus/just inside the anus sensitivity, and how hot that is. I've never experienced indirect g-spot, I must say. Although prostates rock. Not that I have one, but, like, on other people. Okay, time for Jake to shut up.
When silicone lube gets on the wooden floor in the bedroom doorway (how did _that_ happen?), it is no longer your friend.
flea: it IS a cordless drill! Rooowwwrrr!
snakelet, does it stain or is it just hard to clean?
Drills/attachments, LMAO!
Guess what I think of whenever I see a truck for "Snap On Tools" parked at the gas station?
The comments here make me want to say, ala Margaret Cho in the colonics skit, "everybody's anus is a little bit different!"
Hi Wookie!
Actually, it makes the floor look rather nice and shiny - but the lubricant properties are still very much functioning, and I just about land on my butt every time I walk through the door. Not so good if one wears socks a lot.
snakelet, the lube is calling you. The lube wants to fulfill its primary function!
Under the circs, you may want to invest in a touch of light sandpaper.
Ouch!
No, wait - you meant to sandpaper the floor, didn't you?
Guess if I do that I'd better use some of the rest of the lube, lest it get jealous of the attention...
lube is no good on carpet either. And it feels really dirty to have a lube stain on the floor of your bedroom.
in case anyone was wondering that is...
Yet another reason to go with water-based slick. And hardwood floors.
Silicon is forever.
I came to visit your store website before I head to your store, and found myselg reading in your weblog. I must say that you had made it distasteful for me to shop in your establishment. I was hoping to be greeted by a knowleadgeable and classy site, but instead all I've read is F____ everywhere. I guess a sex shop will always be a sex shop. Another trash.
You wanted a store for fucking accessories then, without all the fucking? What the fuck?!
**alternative, classy version**
You wanted a store for sexual congress accessories then, without all the intercourse? What the lovemaking?!
(Kick me if I offend thee, Flea. I just had to say something about this, LOL...)
Knock yourself out, Jasper!
Yeah, bug. We're very trashy. You'd probably be much happier over at Tabou Taboo. They're just down the street from me. I'm sure they'd be happy to have you.
I don't think the website is tacky. It's pretty classy. This is a fantastic blog. I love the weirdo customer stories. If you don't act like an idiot in the store you won't make it to the blog. I'm sure normal questions are par for the course for Flea.
Maybe you made fun of one of his fetishes and he's insulted before even meeting you.
Thanks, Valerie!
I'm so sorry if I can't be vulgar. I don't find the word F___ in my vocabulary as pleasing. I'm obviously in the wrong place, because I want a place where women don't have to feel dirty when sex is the topic. And no thanks, Tabou Tabou is another trash. At least they are direct to the point and not cover up. Maybe this is what you meant by "what really counts is inside"? Well, I suppose you don't care about what your customers feel, and care more about these bloggers that equally bow to your distasteful language. Enough said -- this will be my last visit here in your site, oddly enough I thought you would atleast sway real customers back to spend money in your store.
Oh, fuck off, bug.
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