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something that you might think is fun (a quiz):
http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/
*shifts uncomfortably* I'm sorry, but . . . Brad Pitt is just not attractive to me at all. Every picture I've ever seen of him gives me the impression that he's or he's kind of a young and wealthy Aqualung, a la Jethro Tull, made of silicone, a la RealDolls. I expect him to smell like a blow-up doll left in a cheap hotel room: a mix of unwashed man; semen; vintage retro clothes; and, faintly, dampness and dog. Even as Louis, or Joe Black, he radiates dirty trenchcoat with a bottle in a paper bag under it. I would expect to get a fine film of grease on my finger if I touched him. His beady eyes; fratboy-serial-rapist grin; and bulked-out, lumpy body barely concealed by the nasty-looking clothing he wears just . . . don't do it for me. A man who considers Brad Pitt a standard for physical appearance is a man I desperately want to avoid seeing in any state of undress whatsoever, or, preferably, just avoid ever seeing at all.
good. lord. woman.
*hangs her head* I know. I am a failure to modern American femininity.
Um . . . that is, if you were even talking to me . . .
The dog toy or marital aid quiz is a hoot.
Morph: I hear ya about Brad Pitt--because I feel the saem about Dennis Quid. Cute at first glance but weedy. One of those guys who is "nice at first".
That most unfortunate name can compete with friends of sister's whose daughter's name is Mor Penis.
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