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Heh. Just the idea of someone complaining that *anything* in a sex shop is not "big enough" makes me laugh. Because I'm eleven years old.
So glad you're back!
Okay, as a retail professional, very little irritates me more than people asking for a discount. It's not that I don't want to help people and give them incentives, but I'd rather it be my initiative and the customer's pleasant surprise, rather than their fucking PRIVILEGE because they drive a Beemer or manage to get it up past the age of 60.
Perhaps I'm just being bitter because I missed reading your Blog. Sorry.
So glad you're back! I am dealing with similar SBC crises and have been sneaking onto your blog at work, eagerly awaiting the next installment.
Happy birthday to Alex, too. We're only a few days apart, so I feel his joy. 
At least you two ride roller coasters! I had to bribe my parents when I was younger, and even now only the fact that he loves me dearly is the reason why my husband goes on them with me (and only once 
). Ah the joys of growing up.
I never understood why my Dad would say to me "but you'll always be my baby" until my friends starting have babies. And now I look at Kahlan's kid, at 7 months and say "I got up at 3am to change your diper, kid. And you decided that was a great time to take a shit... all over my night shirt. And yes, I will torture you with the story when you're 13. It's call pay back" For now, she just giggles and smiles back.
Flea said: Okay, so young people didn't invent sex. But if anything, this proves that old people didn't invent good manners.
Magpie said: AMEN!!!!!
Flea -- you're the greatest.
Roller coasters kick ass. You guys are such good parents.
I missed you
The Whizzer (Willard's Whizzer at the time) was my first roller coaster when I was about seven. It was also my last roller coaster when I was about 32. I hated it intensely both times. Those damn corkscrews.
Will you take my children to Great America? No roller coasters for me!
Great story, by the way.
Heh. "The buttplug was free," is a much nicer phrase than what popped into my head, "This buttplug's on me."
Penny!!! You got to play with la bebe!!! I'm so jealous. I'm actually pouting. Still trying to swing a trip up for Halloween. If I can't, change a diaper for me, wouldja?
Also as a business owner,I DESPISE ones who try to negotiate prices. It's usually the ones with the beamers & coach purses. What kills me more is ones who return and DEMAND cash back( often when they've used a cc),when I know we told them NO money back, store credit. Broke here, too
Old people ARE gross. When they become old an craggly and stuff they should be put out to sea in rowboats an ice floes to be eaten by wolves an dinosaurs an very large birds. Oh that terrible wrinkly sex!
My guys are big enough now so that I can stay on the ground while they go on wild rides like SeaWorld's Kraken, etc.
Isn't Kahlan like 20 years old? And why is it wrong of me to be surprised that very young feministish women are having children? Is it just my bourgeois sensibilities?
My parents wouldn't let me go on roller coasters when I was a child. They thought it would desensitise me so that when I was a teenager there would be nothing left to excite me but sex and drugs.
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