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That is the highlight: "A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball."
The mind boggles, doesn't it?
What kind of conversation took place in that bedroom, do ya think? "Ooh baby, put your fence post in me!!"
That must be it. It was a simple misunderstanding.
Oh. My.
These people need a new hobby.
Wo..ow.
What was the third footnote? Something about putting shit in your ass?
Who would do that???? Sheesh.
And please, please, no rodents! (if you don't know you don't want to - just don't) (Ps not talking from personal experience, just friend of friend hearsay)
I think the gerbil thing is a myth.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/hom...osex/
gerbil.htm
Sorry, PDP, I don't know what that third footnote was supposed to be.
We have found that it pays to have a colorectal surgeon in your circle of acquaintances; conversation at parties rarely flags.
The only object I consistenly stick up my ass is my head - thank God my wife is trained to notice this and inform me when it happens, as I seldom seem to notice.
Yikes!
Sorry you're sick again. Sucks, don't it? I've recently been referred to an ENT doc because, apparently, one isn't supposed to get various upper-respiratory infections as often as I do. Who knew? He says my allergies aren't under control. Lots of expensive tests are ordered. Yay.
That concrete poo scared me.
"The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined."
Oh. My. Sometimes I'm glad I'm a prude.
Sorry you're sick again. So's Danny. I think it's actually been the same illness all year long, and it occasionally goes into remission to fool you. Poor Flea.
I've learned that when I read your blog, I need to check the URLs of the links and think very carefully before clicking! I read the dr. report but took a pass on the photo. Imagination serves just fine!
You know, I'm not sure the Dayquil is giving you trouble. Increase your fluid intake, girl.
I've got another one od those rotating collections of viruses and bacteria. I'm thinking I need to take some Lysol wipes and wipe down Everything In My House—am I reinfecting myself every time I pick up a box of cereal I touched last week? (Let the paranoia begin.)
So Sorry, I thought I had a witty comment and then thought really...what kind of follow up can you really have to concrete poo?
I am totally trumped.
I read/showed this to Larz last night, and we spent an embarassingly long time talking about it afterward. How did this idea come up? Is there a concrete-in-the-ass underground? What did they expect would happen? Had they done it before, but this time the used too much? Forgot the stick?
But most of all, what had us intrigued was the ping pong ball. I mean... was that to reduce mass? I somehow doubt it -- I think if you squirt concrete up your ass, you aren't smart enough to worry about things like that. Did they think somehow they'd get more out of it with ping pong balls in it? Or was it sort of spur of the moment, like "Hey, throw those in! That'll be even better!"?
I'm stumped, really.
And that is what the internet is for, boys and girls.
Sorry you're sick flea. Feel better. Oh, and eat some fruit.
I shall sacrifice a small furry animal (not a gerbil) on your behalf.
Citrucel or battery acid:
Question:
Help! I desperatly need to know how to dissolve concrete from inside a 1" PVC conduit. Can you help me PLEASE?
Answer:
Depending on where you are, battery acid is probably the most readily available thing. The problem is getting it to the concrete in the pipe. Once it is through cooking, he would need to rinse out the sand and gravel that remained and do it again until he got through the concrete. The problem with that method is AAA, always add acid first. Straight hydrochloric acid would be the best thing. The stronger the acid, the faster it will work, but the more difficult it will be to work with safely. Also, a long piece of heavy rebar would be handy in between soaks to bust up the semi-disolved concrete. As far as I know, most PVC is impervious to acids. Concrete is only a small percentage cement so it will be a slow process unless the concrete was made with limestone. Hope this helps.
Well kudos to DM and Beth for pointing me your way, you're hilarious! And what bleeding idiot pours concrete through a funnel into his BF's ass, and what supid tosser allows it??
That bloke w the knife, was it a blackman? If so I saw it on Trauma, the X-ray - hell, the whole thing - was absolutely unbelievable! I think I even taped that bit during a re-run, I cannot believe he not only didn't die but did not suffer any side effects.
Eww.
I often wonder at those who are convinced that a) anal sex is fun (sorry, doesn't do anything for me) and b) hey, let's find something besides a penis or a "a good silicone toy with a wide, flared base"...what should we use? Ooh. Here's some concrete.
Concrete. What's sexy about that?
Maybe it was an art project. Anyone remember Keith Boadwee, the butthole Abstract Expressionist?
I hope you feel better soon, flea.
I had always heard that the ping pong ball was to serve as a valve so the cement would not leave until it became concrete. I had not seen the xray or pic before today.
This link goes to a page that includes the Ballad of the Colorectal Surgeon [warning music!]: http://www.pilonidal.org/
pilonid...nidal_humor.htm
Hi Lioness! Yep, that was the guy. He said the last thing he remembers is opening the front door. (After that, someone stabbed him in the head.) I don't think they ever caught who did it, either.
On a serious note...
I second everyone who says you're not getting enough liquids. Force 'em, girl. Gatorade, even.
And WTF were you doing having pnemonia for two solid months? Biaxin would have helped in about 24 hours and you take a 10-day course. Granted, it's an erithromyacin relative so you can't use it if you've got penicillin allergies. And the liquid is so nasty our peditrician prescribes chasing it with a spoonful of chocolate syrup.
My daughter had pnemonia three times in 13 months and I demanded a referal to an allergist. A daily regimen of Singulair and Rhinocort has kept her pnemonia-free since.
I know you're self-employed and your health benefits either stink or are non-existant, but there comes a time when you have to decide whether it's more expensive for your family if you deal with a specialist or if you are seriously ill / dead.
Get well, girl!
flea, that story somehow reminded me of a King Of The Hill episode where Hank got angry after discovering Dale had been building spy/security tunnels under the Hill house. Shortly thereafter he injured Dale in a DIY accident, which resulted in Dale yelling at Hank in a crowded E.R.: "If it were up to you, you would have filled my body tunnel with cement so that no one else could use it."
When you've been sick with cold/virus/sinus/throat-type stuff, it's a good idea to change out your toothbrush, or soak it in peroxide for a bit. Helps to prevent recurrences.
What were those guys thinking!? Concrete is exothermic (heats up dramatically) and incredibly alkaline - it can burn you like an acid, only you don't notice it so much while it's happening. The aftereffects are just as nasty, though.
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Who would do something like this? No one. Two words: urban legend.
Sorry to say, Anonymous, that the American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology is a legitimate source. This case has also been written about and verified by Amok, a magazine dedicated to weirdo medical stuff. The web site I linked to is also verified as being legitimate by www.snopes.com.
As much as we would like to believe that nobody could be that stupid, I'm afraid it's true. Concrete enemas for everyone!
P.S. - Sorry, Jim. It was cruel to spring something so addictive on you without warning.
Sure like y'all have never been drinkin' 'round the frat house and had someone pass out and then ya said:
"Hey, ya know what would be pretty funny?
Peter Thorpe Willingham III (Not his real name): "Yeah...let's write 'I'm a dumbass Democrat on his forehead in permanent marker."
W (Not my real name either): "Naw, let's get some concrete and bung up his butthole."
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PTWIII: YEEEEEHAW!
People ask me where I hear about things like concrete enemas. I could try to explain it, but it'd just sound hysterical. "BLOGS! I read about it in BLOGS on the INTERNET!"
Hope you get to feeling better.
I just found this on Slashdot and I had to add it in: bendable concrete!
The snarky comments are left as an exercise for the class.
flea, OT, but thanks for recommending the "Bodyworks" exhibit! I'm visiting Chicago this weekend & went to see it yesterday - it's WAY COOL!
thanks again!
Oh, good! I'm glad you liked it! Was the video game exhibit still on display on the same floor? That was awesome, too.
You know, that concrete thing could actually make a nice little sculpture for the living room. And what a conversation piece....
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