FlashFlood
Scott isn't famous, but is destined to be if he would just die already. He is the voice of conscience, a chronicler of his time. He weaves tales of the everyman, with a spirit to which we secretly aspire, and with the promise that greatness is within us all for the taking. He is the proud father of two children that you may have heard about. His son Jackson is the lead singer of the band Barf, whose current hit cross-over single I Fart, You Fart has crested the pop and country charts for nine weeks running. Emmett needs no introduction, known only by his first name, having won his fourth academy award for Leading Male in a Major Motion Picture for his role in Two Birds in a Storm.
Great Scott. The kids are going to be able to support you, while you do nothing else but write and attend red carpet galas. (If you run into Anderson Cooper, tell him I have a crush on him. Don't tell Mr. Flood, though)
In this, Mr. Schprock's seventh memoir, we learn more about what makes this literary giant, this colossus of the classics, tick. More details come to light of his childhood spent among the "monkey people," and how he used their legends to shape his peculiar vision of the world. He takes the reader on a tour of his mental landscape, where we meet Lobster Boy, Lord Fibbington, and the loathsome, tap-dancing Dilliwogs. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably get a little hungry and need to make a snack. This is Mr. Schprock's most intimate portrait yet!
Mr. Schprock and his wife, the glamorous exotic dancer Crystal Lite, currently live in the island nation of Sampia. His other books include: "Life Among the Monkey People," "More Life Among the Monkey People," "The Monkey People Go Bananas," "Monkey People See, Monkey People Do," "Elvis Presley, Richard Nixon and The Jackson Five Visit the Monkey People," "A Very Special Monkey People Christmas," "We are Monkey People, Hear Us Roar," "Up with Monkey People!" "The Monkey People Go to Disneyworld," "Who You Gonna Call? Monkey People!" and "Clinical Approaches to Hair Ball Dynamics Suspended in Saline Solutions."
Jaye Wells is the best-selling author of "Fire Down Below." With a dozen books under her belt, she is known for her witty insights into the world of familial dysfunction. A sought-after motivational speaker and skin flautist, she divides her time between her Tuscan villa and an undisclosed location in Texas.
The ever-popular writer, Bellissima Harris, the author of the enduring series " Tempest in Time" was arrested last week after she ignored a supoena duces tecum which the authorities hoped would reveal the secrets and mechanisms behind her reality-based novels...
Trespassers Will Be Shot
The book, the memoir, the sign on the front gate.
For Schprock
Jaye, 'below the belt' is right.
Bernita, maybe one of Scott's children will be able to bail you out.
Fringes, are you the trespasser or the shooter?
The shooter. Purposely isolated and insulated. I may, on occasion, attend the local outdoor music festival and carnival, leaving trade paperback copies of the book on the ferris wheel seats.
A magazine review says:
Jason Evans, he just is. We really can't explain it any better. Although the novel coming out next month is only his fourth, we feel like there have been many more. Then again, each time we reread his stories, it feels like a different and new experience.
(Flood: Okay, there! I'm never comfortable complimenting myself, but you made it abundantly clear that we were expected to play, LOL!)
Fringes, as Konrath teaches, the self promotion never ends. Your way sounds fun.
Jason, I know it's uncomfortable, but I am sure we all have clear thoughts on where we hope our successes go.
btw, did I come on too strong? 
I need a lawyer...
Oh, then Jason is your man.
Bernita, I'm close enough to Canada to represent you, I guess.
Actually, when I lived in Buffalo, my family went to lunch at a Chinese restaurant in Fort Erie just about every Sunday. That must make me at least 1/4 Canadian. Or rather, 1/8 Canadian, and 1/8 Chinese.
~relieved~
Can you squash that supoena, Jason?
Oh hell, they're apt to go after you as well for Otherworld/Halfworld secrets and letting some shadows loose.
In fact, you're in even greater danger! Hide!
No, NOT the cottage - they'd look there first.
I'll bust out meself.
They would TOTALLY check the cottage first. Excellent point
hehe 
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