Happy Birthday!
What will you choose to be your first adult beverage?
And who will you be drinking with?
moderation is key, my son.
neither speed nor volume of consumption is a sign of manhood.
it also won't make you a better dancer or more attractive to women.
enjoy (and survive) your birthday!
Happy Birthday!
It's also the feast of Josephine Bakhita, who's got a really great story. (She was just recently added to the Church calendar, which is likely why yoursource missed her. She doesn't even have prayers for the Liturgy of the Hours yet.) Anyway, information about her:
http://www.catholic-forum.com/SA...TS/
saintj84.htm
http://www.vatican.va/
news_servi...bakhita_en.html
Don't listen to Willy, I expect you to be calling Ralph on the big white phone by 11:30 tonight! And while drinking doesn't make you more attractive to women, it may help you lower your own standards just far enough!
Ah yes, 21. It seems like only yesterday I was getting tossed out of a Ft. Bragg titty bar by a large black man who refused to buy that it was my first trip to such an establishment and that I didn't know the "look, don't touch" rule.
"I was getting tossed out of a Ft. Bragg titty bar by a large black man"
I think you landed on your head! 
Ryan,
have fun and remember to hide bail money in your shoe.
also, if you do follow G-Rex's advice.. then don't be a fool, vulcanize that tool.
Well isn't that an interesting set of comments.
For those interested, my uncle was in town, and we had lunch at Iron Hill and he bought me my first beer.
Last night a couple of close friends and I went to the Deer Park and tried not to spend too much money.
Paul, my source was Wikipedia, so I'm not surprised they missed her.
Congrats! Now I can buy you a beer next Sat.!
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